Minecraft Induced Psychosis

When you play Minecraft for so long you start to disconnect from reality.

Dave:"I've been playing Minecraft for so long I forgot how the real world works bruh"
Dave #2: "You got Minecraft Induced Psychosis man"

by Notawdew606 i promise January 20, 2021

minecrafted her ass

1. When you're on a Christan Minecraft server and you want to have sex with a little girl.

2. When you totally destroy a little girl in Minecraft Hunger Games.

Billy: Last night in a PvP I totally rocked!
Fred: What about that noob girl?
Billy: I totally Minecrafted her ass!

by RE_Zamby_1 July 17, 2018

Minecraft

A sandbox game, very fun.
Placing and destroying blocks, and mining.

1. Also try Terraria.
2. Emelard... oh DIAMONDS!
3. Lets go! *press spacebar* MINECRAFTER?

by Das a lotta DAMAGE April 8, 2021

Minecraft

The most incredible game in the history of the universe.

Person 1: Hey wanna play Fortnite?
Person 2: HELL NO I’M PLAYING MINECRAFT!!
*Person 2 gets new friends*

by Minecraft epic gamer 69 420 August 28, 2019

my mom owns minecraft

A comback to my dad owns roblox

Robloxian 1- my dad owns roblox
Robloxian 2 -my mom owns minecraft

by DenDroiD13 January 8, 2025

Minecraft Kid

Kids who played Minecraft back when it was super popular, before Tommy "Intuit" Innit sent his British goons out to take over Mojang's HQ. Minecraft kids are usually slightly overweight, pale as hell, wear prescription glasses, and always have the name "Alex," which they practically invented. They are usually found in caves, in-game or real life, trying to find diamonds.

Alex: I love Minecwaft!
Alex: Me too! Let's go mine for some diamonds.
Alex: I nearwy got all of da diamond awmor.
Alex: Me four. I have spare diamonds so we can cwaft them into some diamond awmor.

Alex, 15 years later: I sure was one of them Minecraft kids.
Alex, 15 years later: Me too.
Alex, 15 years later: Me three.
Alex, 15 years later: Me four.

by Eggego September 9, 2024

Minecraft

A word used to describe one of the best-selling games in the world. It is available on any platform you could think of, including a Raspberry Pi, one of the smallest "PCs" in the world. There are 2 versions: Java Edition(PC) and Bedrock Edition(Mobile, Console, Handheld console, you name it - they have it). Bedrock is available on lots of platforms, and crossplay between different Bedrock platforms is supported. Java and Bedrock cannot crossplay with each other.

Yo, you wanna play some Minecraft on the PlayStation?

by CDRedstone March 27, 2022