leg iron

Your significant other, usually referred to when married or have been together for a while.

How’s the old leg iron?
Aye she’s fettling well, bloody moaning cow

by Dogburster October 29, 2020

jiggly leg

A dance where one jiggles their legs sporadically in a very cool but uncool manner.

The Jiggly Leg is sweeping the nation.

by 6Stranger6Danger6 May 2, 2016

Leg ton

An individual suffering from pubescent compression of mass into lower extremities.

The leg ton's crossover was not stiffled by the wizardly defense of his opponent, but by the narrowness of the gap allowed by the swollen legs supporting him.

by ArqyleSnot May 29, 2019

drag leg

To take someone ankles and drag them into a dark room, usually done as a prank to someone afraid of the dark.

Drag his leg man
Nooo!!! I'm scared of the dark
drag leg sucks

by Tickle King October 28, 2013

Schwave Legs

An inability to walk due to an equilibrium malfunction as a side effect to alcohol consumption. The individual possessing the schwave legs will often not know what's wrong with them. Sometimes schwave legs can be countered with weight, for example, carrying a cooler.

Dave - "I keep falling down!! What's wrong with me?"

Jon- "I think you caught a case of SCHWAVE LEGS. Your equilibrium may be off from those tequila shots"

by spoon2 July 26, 2013

DWI Legs

The strong legs one creates after the period of license suspension of a DUI/DUI/OWI.

Kenny rides his bike 30 miles a day to and from work. He's built up some DWI legs.

by rogerlevelle November 25, 2009

shitter legs

When sitting on the toilet for so long that ones legs fall asleep.

Frank, are you almost done in there, your going to end up with shitter legs!

by Benjamama May 4, 2018