Kentucky Slim Jim

When a girl poops on a guy's chest and pukes in his mouth.

Man, she gave me the gnarliest Kentucky slim jim last night. I think I have to torch the place.

by coldbrewshart September 28, 2022

Killer jim

Killer Jim is An old man who loves to stick his big old explosive rifle up your ass and fire away loves to call u a niggr and somehow says that is nigga he is friends with Geronimo and nasalMusician don’t be fooled he’ll blow your ass away

Killer Jim needs to die

by Blow your ass away April 20, 2022

A Jim

Someone who is not particularly skilled themselves but excels at completing tasks when directed to by a more knowledgeable person. Unmotivated, but can be brought to accomplish tasks when scolded or offered half of a nuked burrito.

“Everyone needs a Jim.”

by Jim 2 July 23, 2021

Jim in

Someone who joins in on a conversation. That they aren’t involved in

Someone Jim in to feel part of the conversation

by jack grimmer October 28, 2019

Jim Spratt's Disease

Jim Spratt's disease is a progressive neurodegenerative disease that affects nerve cells in the anal or oral cavity depending on the contact you made with Jim Spratt. Most recipients of Jim Spratt's Disease are celebrities and singing sensations from the early 1970s. After first contact with James "aka Jim" Spratt you will initially experience the following symptoms: muscle weakness, problems with coordination, stiff muscles, loss of muscle, muscle spasms, or overactive reflexes, difficulty speaking, vocal cord spasm, or impaired voice, fatigue or feeling faint, difficulty swallowing, drooling, lack of restraint, mild cognitive impairment, severe constipation, severe unintentional weight loss, shortness of breath, or difficulty raising the foot. You will eventually succumb to some form of cancer from Jim Spratt's Disease, usually anal or oral cancer.

Farrah Fawcett died from complications of Jim Spratt's Disease.

by SgtSpratt November 18, 2017

Big Jim

The legend, the BBQ God, the party entertainment. That one person who is the reason a party comes together, some sort of myth

I was going to go to the party but no Big Jim present... It's an early night for me

by Samdel567 July 29, 2017

Jim

A Jim seems predictable but once you get to know him he’s a mystery. Jim can rock a mean ‘stache. But there is that rare Jim that is super unique and a little on the crazy side but also super creative and handsome. Jim has a good sense of humor. Jim is talented. Jim seems Vanilla until you find out he’s artistic and creative and smart. Jim is tall usually 6 feet. Jim has big feet. Jim’s either the goodest person you’ve ever met or the worst person you’ve ever met. The goodest of Jims have a big heart and would do anything for anyone and love to serve Justice. When you find a Jim be good to him because he’ll be super good to you and treat you like royalty. But don’t get on Jim’s bad side… because once you get on Jim’s bad side you’re there for life.

What’s wrong with that guy? Oh he’s on Jim’s bad list.

Wow that guy is super nice! What’s his name? Jim!

Wow!! That tall guy is pretty talented! yeah! That’s because he’s a Jim!

That guy rocks a mean ‘stache! Well that’s because he’s Jim!

Wow I thought this guy was super vanilla but it turns out he’s a real Jim!

by sunkissedguitar November 22, 2023