Salty Beards

Masculine facial hair crusted with ocean salt. Most commonly found in Ventura California. www.SaltyBeards.com

Dude, those bums beards are so salty.

Those surfer's have some really salty beards

www.saltybeards.com

by Sebastain Palentino October 18, 2012

Adventure Beard

A beard grown whilst a man was on a journey to find himself and understand the meaning of life. As long as his beard lives on he is reminded on how physically and mentally strong he has become because of the adventure. The beard is a symbol of himself.

I hate getting food stuck in my Adventure Beard

by Craig11123 October 12, 2013

Beard Butt

To push your beard into another persons asshole with your finger while you orally pleasure them

Yo Lenny is totally beard butting that guy!

by EEEEEMONEY July 16, 2011

Sailors Beard

Code word for smelly minge.

Dude1: WTF is that smell?
Dirtygirl1: I dunno.
*dude1 goes down*
Dude1: Urgh fuck! It's your crotch! It's like a fucking sailors beard down there!!
Dirtygirl1: O noes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by Frederico Espozana June 23, 2011

Bree Beard

When ones face becomes bald after having a huge beard. But had to get rid of it because the person's girl friend told them to

AAAAAAHHHHH dude look at the bree beard what a nooooooobbbb! He does have a chill girlfriend

by Jamers1129 November 14, 2011

Bitter Beard

A gay man who hides his homosexuality by eating enormous amounts of lemons and bitter fruits

That guy is totally a bitter beard.

by Mel Doodies August 24, 2011

beard cock

The point at which the cock is so covered by hair you begin fucking with your pubes instead of your cock

I will rupture your anus with my massive beard cock you chubby coon.

by beard cock July 25, 2017