hold my chop cheese

A big insult among New Yorkers saying this to someone can lead to physical altercations resulting in someone getting hurt. Use these words wisely in NYC

Shut up and hold my chop cheese!

by PapiDagraon August 26, 2022

Holding the sausage hostage

a wank

Chris: Hey Jack, whats an entertaining way to masturbate?
Jack: Try holding the sausage hostage.
Chris: Oh my god it works!

by the big bum December 9, 2020

Hold on there "Pay cable"

Use this saying when a person uses excessive profanity.

Dane Cook used this in one of his live performances. Where he described making love to a woman and they were really getting into it when she blurted out put that big fat cock in me. He then said to her hold on there "pay cable" !!

by R.D Fitswell August 13, 2011

how you holding?

how are you feeling / doing?

“Hey, how you holding?”

“Mom said you were sick. You holding?”

by barkbork December 23, 2021

NATIONAL HOLD HANDS DAY

April 2nd is the day when you can hold hands with anyone you love!

Bob: I held hands with Bella and it was amazing

Lily: Yea stupid today is national hold hands day!

by Ang33l March 30, 2022

Debit Hold-up

When you blow smoke up someone's ass and then they fart the smoke into someone's mouth. An A.T.M. Shotgun, if you will.

I almost didn't survive the Debit Hold-up I did last night. Something flew right into my lung, Ted, and the taste was awful!

by D.R. Hart February 27, 2022

holding beard

To think so deeply in thought you hold your beard. Or to be really stoned.

Dude, I was holding beard something fierce last night, I think I solved world hunger.

by Harvey Manpunch June 19, 2015