Freddy Krueger

After you have sex with some one they sit on your chest and scrach four distinct marks in to your chest kind of like Freddy Krueger would.

After a long night of making love on Elm Street my girlfriend climbed on my chest and gave me a very prodominate Freddy Krueger.

by TheLoungeKids November 22, 2010

fred

FRED is an acronym for " 'effing' ridiculous electronic device ".

" I can't figure out that fred" (referring to a laptop/computer/confusing electronic device)

by Vunmph January 9, 2009

Fred

A drunk ass crackhead, who wears a tight skully that's rolled up on the sides. He has hair that is so mattered up that when the skully is removed it still looks like the skully is still is intact. He never showers and is broke as hell. He only knows how to sit around and eat all of peoples' that he doesn't buy. And lastly he has some busted ass feet that look like they have talons attached to them.

That man's skully is so tight that he looks like a Fred.

by The 1 & Only May 19, 2014

Fred

Fred is a name normally bestowed to pedophiles. Naming your child Fred sets them up for a lifetime of idiotic choices and ultimately, failure. This ranges from becoming an emo fucktard, to a high school drop out. In rare cases, a real moronic Fred will be all of the above.

"Ew! It's that Fred guy again, glad he came out of his house for once! Apparently he dropped out of high school to play roblox all day!" Said Jenny to her good friend Chloe.

"That's disgusting! You know I heard he's also a pedophile who hits on twelve year olds online. Gross right? I bet he's still a virgin that does sex role play in group chats!" Chloe replied shuddering at the thought.

"Hey, you guys know Fred is 18 and still living with his mom, right?" Lorane said popping out of nowhere.

They all laughed at Fred.

by Goldfish:^) August 27, 2017

fred

stands for "Fucking Red"

aka a girls period

Damn it, fred from virginias here again

by rockin2daend June 4, 2008

fred

A french pedophile.

Oh look, its that french pedo - fred

by jakernub July 4, 2010

fred durst day

basically the kindof day when you feel like fucking shit upp, when everybody sucks, and you dont why but you wanna justify ripping someones head off.

also can be described as a day when you wear a red hat backwards. keep in mind you must be chubby and white.

cainen- "d0000d *bitch cainen voice. kevdog is having such a fred durst day. hes soooo mean.! //: and he keeps talkin about hotdog watererer!"

kevdog- "shutup bitch! *smack!. GET THE FUCK UP!" -Fred durst voice.

by buckthenasty. July 26, 2010