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Lump Fish

Like a blob fish but lumpier
A fat lass with a bad haircut
Yo lump fish shake ya fat ass
Hey ya lump fish come going the conversation- don't be an oreo dory
by User_87 December 17, 2014
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death-fished

When a narcissistic person fakes their own death with the help of their family and friends, in lieu of breaking up with someone.
"Did you hear that Paul lied about his untimely death because he thinks he is sick and didn't want his girfriend to witness his decline.? She was totally "death-fished"
by xxkookie70 June 4, 2017
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snugger fish

someone who lingers around and thinks they are part of a group but yet have no association and are willing to lie about their characteristics to fit in.... hence someone who snuggers people in the group and pisses them off!!!
a group eating dinner at the dinning center

Person 1: "dude i haven't got laid since winter break."

Snugger Fish: "Yeah me too. its been awhile."

Person 1: "Dude snugger fish you told us you have never been laid before?!"

Snugger Fish: "Oh no I had a girlfriend last year."

Person 1: "No, you were drunk and told us that you were a virgin!!!"
by redfox19 February 1, 2010
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Balloon Fish

A fish that when born is instantly filled with helium from it's helios gland that makes it float up and fly out of the water due to being unable to breathe it dies and explodes it then releases millions of eggs which will hatch after a week and suffer the same fate.

Balloon Fish offspring are a exact clones of their parent.

If by chance the balloon fish is kept alive longer than a year nuclear fusion will occur inside it's Aurum (a special organ that only the balloon fish has) and gold will be produced which weighs down the fish so it can survive.
The Balloon Fish never got to produce the gold it needed to survive.
by #SaveTheBalloonFish November 4, 2013
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Lemon Fish

1: A sour ass individual or someone with a shitty mood

2: Something that's overall bad or is worsening in condition
1: "Jeremy is such a fucking Lemon Fish, he's always acting like an ass"

2: "The economy sure is a Lemon Fish these days..."
by CrunchyMilk May 18, 2021
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Fish Squeezer

A person who squeezes the livers and/or various body parts of a fish in order to extracts its natural oils. A fish squeezer is a popular occupation for elderly females.
I applied to become a fish squeezer today for Nature's Own, I hope I get the job.
by Fishy-mcfishfish October 21, 2010
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Fish Flop

Last night after getting baked I had the best Fish Flop.
by Hylogenous February 15, 2018
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