Middle school fights

Slapping, kicking, missed punches, and failed fighting skills that middle schoolers like to call “a fight” but in reality it’s just a punch of sissy fighting over a boy named fucking Joshua

Guy 1) did you hear about that fight yesterday with Shaqueque and Laquisha?
Guy 2) what school?
Guy 1) it was one of those middle school fights. two 8th graders

Guy 2) show me that video

Guy 2) *after the video* nah that ain’t no fight

by EleanorSpeaksFacts December 15, 2021

Minnesota Snowball Fight

When a girl jerks a guy off into her hand, gets up, walks casually away, turns and yells 'SNOWBALL FIGHT!' before hurling the cum in his direcrion.

Tyrone: Oh baby, that hand job was epic!
....
Brittany: SNOWBALL FIGHT!!!
Tyrone: WFT bitch! Why did you do that for?
Brittany: shit boo; cause its the Minnesota snowball fight, ha!

by luberlust March 11, 2015

Venezuelan fist fight

A gun fight, usually with hand guns

Yeah, these 4 guys tried it on with me, so I whipped out my 9 and made that shit a Venezuelan fist fight

by Marquito del Muerte August 22, 2011

to fight the war on terrorism

to take a major shit

alrght boys, i'll be back, i'm about to fight the war on terrorism

by Pint-O December 17, 2002

hockey fight fuck

When you pull the shirt over your lovers head, spin her around, punch her in the face, and fuck the shit out of her from behind.

I am talking to this girl in the parking lot outside of a strip club and "she says do you want to see my tits?". So I pulled the shirt up over her face pinning her arms up over her head, smacked her in the face, turned her around and started fucking her from behind. Afterwards I realized that was a great hockey move and dubbed it the hockey fight fuck.

by Goober Gretzky December 29, 2007

Rusty Cock fight

When someone shuts their cock in the trunk of a 1970's Buick resulting in a frantic fight to release said cock. Sometimes this can result in a Headless Horseman

John wasn't paying attention when he closed his trunk and he ended up in a Rusty Cock Fight.

by Moe Beer January 2, 2009

Arabian Pillow Fight

To have a pillowfight with a bitch, only skeeting on it before the fight begins, so as you "swat the twat" in the face, you know shes getting a face of jizz.

"I got pissed, so had an Arabian Pillow fight with that whore."

by Mike Jared and Dom November 7, 2006