Lazy Disorder

Lazy disorder is a serious condition that cannot be cured. People with lazy disorder will sometimes have moments when they just won’t get up. This is not their fault, this is a result of their condition.

Did you hear Mohammed has lazy disorder?
No I didn’t I thought he was just lazy

by thechunkster53 November 16, 2022

Kalapsouslypoopsly disorder

SHITTING TO DEATH

Kalapsouslypoopsly disorder IS A DISORDER THAT MAKES YOU SHIT TO DEATH

by Offrix October 17, 2023

Random Movie Quote Disorder (RMQD)

Disorder in which someone randomly quotes a particular movie/scene from either a movie/show from time to time

"Boil 'em, mash 'em, stick 'em in the stew!" she says. "Did you just quote Lord of the Rings? You must have Random Movie Quote Disorder (RMQD)!" he replies.

by WassabiChild February 11, 2017

music deficit disorder

the inability to listen to a full song, or in some cases the need to repeat songs over and over until one with mdd is sick of it.

there is no cure.

jenny: hey scott, why did you skip that song? it wasnt at the end yet!

scott: sorry jenny, but i have music deficit disorder

by amaezing88 June 15, 2012

last-minute-zoom-link-fetching-anxiety-disorder

I have a zoom meeting coming up so I saved the link and I was so certain I would effortlessly find it again in my email so I didn't bother to check for it until the very last minute before the meeting and suddenly I realize that I am going to miss the meeting and freak out and have a meltdown.

I was desperately trying to find the info on the VIP meeting I had this week, but couldn't find it anywhere. Since then, I have had this bizarre last-minute-zoom-link-fetching-anxiety-disorder.

by BuffaloBill555 August 2, 2021

movie fantasy disorder

Or MFD) When someone watches a movie so awesome that they start to dress and or act like a specific character and wishes the movie was real and they were the main character

Bella watched The Hunger Games last night and she started acting and dressing different. I think she has movie fantasy disorder

by Charlotte Cullen December 7, 2014

Multi-personality disorder

Its a mental disorder that effects the way youself and or other people. You may have this, if tou struggle with change in personality every few weeks,Little to no sleep or activity,Being on a electronic more than usual,Feeling disconnected, Feeling more or less yourself,Trying to cope using unhealthy ways.

Get checked out for Multi-Personality Disorder.

by MentalHealthDepartment November 11, 2022