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doodlepad

(Insult, Noun) Any person with obnoxious, excessive, trashy, poor quality, ugly, tattoos. Can refer to someone with just one tattoo or many.

Tends to suffer a narcissistic injury when their tattoos are criticized or their delusional ideations about how cool/unique their tattoos make them are not reciprocated.

Tattoo locations that instantly qualify someone as a doodlepad: face, neck, scalp, hands, front upper pubic area, genitals, buttcheek, lower back (tramp stamp), sleeve, arm, shoulder, bicep, forearm, elbow, leg, calves, thighs, ankles, stomach, chest, upper back, behind the ear, sole of the foot, (anywhere on the body).
Look, at that narcissistic shithead. He thought getting tattoos would keep people from making fun of him like they did in high school. Just another goofy ass doodlepad!
What tribe you from James? You grew up in a gated community in Orange County. Face tatts? You don't bang and you ain't been in. You can still get this wedgie.
by Don't call me Doodles! July 24, 2020
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Doodlehoover

Noun - used as a comical or insulting greeting.

Verb - the act of inhaling doodle orally or via any other orifice in a vacuum like manner.
'Hey Doodlehoover, what's doin!' - noun.
'I just seen her doodlehoover that guy behind the shed' - Verb.
by kiezze January 6, 2021
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DoodleVader

Have you heard of DoodleVader? Yea he’s the best out there.
by Playsonooo December 4, 2021
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Doodlebug

1) Any painted rock for the garden, especially to form a cuddly creature such as a ladybug.

2) Cute and cuddly girlfriend or boyfriend.
1) I love my doodlebugs but beware the Garden gnomes who hunt them.

2) Jackie curled up on the couch while Kent gently ran his fingers through her hair, his little doodlebug.
by SchnuckiputziDoodlebuggi November 1, 2023
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Yuppie doodles

Yes or yes of course

Another fun way to say yess
Yuppie doodles I think it closes at 11:00
by Ally_927 May 21, 2018
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Perf-Doodles

Similar to Perf-Cakes, a synonym of the word perfect to be used in its place, usually by individuals who abbreviate words to sound cool. Used to describe a person, object, event, etc.
Person A: Hey boss, I completed that task for you.
Person B: Perf-Doodles!
by David Krapinschitz November 9, 2018
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noor doodles

noor doodles are cooked ramen noodles you find at dollar tree thrown at a door then eaten. noor doodles can be smashed or compressed by another object into the door and then be consumed.
the origin of noor doodles happened when someone's brother fell onto the floor then proceeded to throw ramen at his sister's door. were they eaten? i don't know. do i wanna know? no
Morgan: Hey, how do you want your noodles made today

Ashley: I don't know man, I wanna make some of those noor doodles today
by noyoufool September 11, 2020
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