Don't bust your Spanx.

A phrase intended to imply that someone needs to calm down or relax. Spanx are a slimming body sleeve that women wear. Saying this to a woman implies that she is fat and being annoying or overreacting. Saying this to a man implies that he is a woman, fat, and overreacting or being annoying.

Coined by C. Tonsmeire 03/10

"Chris, can we switch over to that cooking show?"
"Jesus, Dave, don't bust your Spanx. I'll change the channel at halftime."

by the 13th Warrior March 23, 2010

You don't want to fight me

A taunt popular in 2010 for a general response to any question. Using this response often gets a further negative response of the non-violent nature towards the question asker, and often used as a joke to assert oneself as one whom cannot be beaten in a fight. Often ended with "Brah" or other noun.

A: Markel, why didn't you respond to my text last night?

B: Because you don't want to fight me.

A: Shut up, I'll beat you up right now.

B: But you still don't want to fight me.

by Elementalpowerstar December 13, 2010

Don Foz

The leader of a notorious mafia based in Garston/Chiswell Green. He is known for his suits made from fine Italian materials and his extremely unnerving swagger. He is said to enjoy a Cuban cigar after every victim he disposes of.

The mafia are currently in a turf war with the Garston Crewdem, a bunch of pussies with about 3 members and no base.

1. Fuck man, Kenny just got dealt with by Don Foz.

2. Did you hear? Don Foz is rolling into town with his mafia.

by donlockredslimox December 17, 2010

they don't bring out the bag pipes for just anyone

an expression used to describe a scenario in which elaborate or "over-the-top" preparations/decorations are set-up for particularly special groups or individuals.

Person 1: "Wow...look how lavishly this office is decorated!! This guy must be really important!"

Person 2: "Well you know, they don't bring out the bag pipes for just anyone..."

by jaybee173 December 7, 2011

wavy don

Like a don, but wavier. A wavy don knows how to have a good time, the ultimate seshmister, and makes sure all their friends know about it.

"Woah look at him! He's a proper wavy don"

by ChizzleMizzle April 19, 2017

Don Nowak’d

When a man walks into the room and everyone thinks it’s Ted Danson, but it’s not.

John: Hey Mike, Ted Danson is here.

Mike: No John, that’s just uncle Donald.

John: Oh man, he Don Nowak’d us again!

by Malibuheat May 19, 2018

Don't Blame Me

Don't Blame Me is a song by Taylor Swift featured in her 6th studio album, reputation. It is one of her best songs due to its phenomenal vocals, tone, and production. Listening to the song is an experience which cannot be gained from anywhere else. The song is the best in reputation and is one of the best songs in the whole world.

Don't Blame Me is one of Taylor Swift's best songs ever

by Beast96 January 20, 2021