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Slippery Finger Disease

This may happen when your girl asks why you asked another girl for bps.
Kylie: "Why did you ask my Best Friend for bps?"
Brycen: " I have Slippery Finger Disease."
by TheFantomReaper August 31, 2020
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wandering zipper disease

A polite(ish) way to call out somone who seeks extra-curricular activities outside their relationhip.
1. That cheating bastard has wandering zipper disease!

2. Mr. Smith and Mrs Jones have wandering zipper disease.
by GrannyGrunt March 2, 2021
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Mad Cow Disease

1.Used to categorize an affliction that turns a normal woman into a mountainous, sloppy looking woman with a snub button nose and a haircut that was crafted with a lawnmower. Usu. gotten by having low self esteem, recreational drug use, poor diet, and lack of intellectual stimulus.
2.Any other similarly or un-similarly described fatter female afflicted with this ailment.
Ex1: Friend1-" What in the hell happened to her?!"
Friend 2-"You didn't hear? S'shame. She developed Mad Cow Disease..."
Friend-1 "Fuck!"
by TooTrue October 16, 2008
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Cabbage head disease

When a poor usually older guy can't get it up anymore. Just can't get hard.
Poor David got cabbage head disease, that's why he isn't with any women.
by Whatitdo7 November 6, 2021
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Wii-kinson's Disease

Shaking or tremoring of the hand commonly experienced when one cannot get his or her Wii pointer correctly positioned on the TV screen.
She developed Wii-kinson's Disease while trying to select "Cow Racing" from the Wii Home menu.
by thesceneisdead March 10, 2009
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Mixed Berry Disease

Where a woman gets a yeast infection 10x, witch causes the vagina to turn dark purple and blue
by Etho Bot January 28, 2018
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[Hand to Pocket disease]

a person who has a hard time paying for things, not for lack of money, but lack of wanting to spend their own money.
"last night I went out with JT and once again got stuck with the bill."
"Uh oh, he might have caught Hand to Pocket disease, I hear it has been going around"
by Hope Snow February 21, 2009
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