by TheFantomReaper August 31, 2020

A polite(ish) way to call out somone who seeks extra-curricular activities outside their relationhip.
1. That cheating bastard has wandering zipper disease!
2. Mr. Smith and Mrs Jones have wandering zipper disease.
2. Mr. Smith and Mrs Jones have wandering zipper disease.
by GrannyGrunt March 2, 2021

1.Used to categorize an affliction that turns a normal woman into a mountainous, sloppy looking woman with a snub button nose and a haircut that was crafted with a lawnmower. Usu. gotten by having low self esteem, recreational drug use, poor diet, and lack of intellectual stimulus.
2.Any other similarly or un-similarly described fatter female afflicted with this ailment.
2.Any other similarly or un-similarly described fatter female afflicted with this ailment.
Ex1: Friend1-" What in the hell happened to her?!"
Friend 2-"You didn't hear? S'shame. She developed Mad Cow Disease..."
Friend-1 "Fuck!"
Friend 2-"You didn't hear? S'shame. She developed Mad Cow Disease..."
Friend-1 "Fuck!"
by TooTrue October 16, 2008

by Whatitdo7 November 6, 2021

Shaking or tremoring of the hand commonly experienced when one cannot get his or her Wii pointer correctly positioned on the TV screen.
by thesceneisdead March 10, 2009

You have mixed berry disease!
by Etho Bot January 28, 2018

a person who has a hard time paying for things, not for lack of money, but lack of wanting to spend their own money.
"last night I went out with JT and once again got stuck with the bill."
"Uh oh, he might have caught Hand to Pocket disease, I hear it has been going around"
"Uh oh, he might have caught Hand to Pocket disease, I hear it has been going around"
by Hope Snow February 21, 2009
