debit card daddy

the man of the house who is too broke to be a sugar daddy and too fat to be a splenda daddy.
Usually a middle aged man who has married or dating a significant other who is at least ten years younger than he is.
by Mechanic_wiz October 07, 2015
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Mommy’s credit card

A newer allusion to entitlement. Usually held by a young adult son or daughter in high school or college that has never had to work a day in their lives to financially support themselves. They then proceed to swipe swipe tap tap order for all of their needs and typically poke fun at lower classes, who actually have to make a living and work.
Real world example: “Look at that chick and her parents with that brand new Mercedes! It appears that there will be many more payments to mommy’s credit card at month’s end...
by TrashCompactor69 October 24, 2019
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Shark Card Kop

A person that buys alot of shark cards in the online game 'GTA ONLINE'
by Easy wins February 18, 2018
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Vertigo Card Dealing

When a man swipes a credit card through a stripper's ass cheeks as payment for a lap dance.
Yea I got a great lap dance from those girls at The Triangle so I paid them with a Vertigo Card Dealing
by SCRUBSBOY17 September 06, 2008
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Cards Against Humanity

Cards Against Humanity is a game where everyone comes together to have a laugh, enjoy there life, and find out how dark their humor really is. It is a game where it either be really funny or show all the reasons why you are on a watch list. It is a great game for the whole family to enjoy and play and hours of fun, sadness, and countless police officers showing up to the door of your house for what you are playing.
Cards Against Humanity is the reason why I am in jail.
by Belnumcree December 23, 2022
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play the misspoke card

to say that you "misspoke" something, to get off easy for saying something stupid, false, or offensive.
example of how to play the misspoke card.
"edited for dramatic effect"
Sarah Palin:North Korea is our ally.
Glenn Beck:South Korea...

Palin later on:I misspoke.
by kirbyman1 November 26, 2010
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Tijuana credit card

A long piece of hose used to siphon gas from other people's cars.
Juan-Carlos: Oh chit mang....we almoss out of gas!!
Jose-Luis: Ju no worry...I got my Tijuana credit card, and there's a mall right over there.
by BadmotorfingerC15 January 25, 2013
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