Canadian Salty Fries

When a girl uses french fries as an anal dildo then sprinkles her pubes on them and eats them.

Andy- Hey man wanna get some Canadian Salty Fries with me?
Josh- Nah man I'm already full from the last time we had those
Andy- Fuck you man! {PUNCH}

by ABuurges January 4, 2013

Canadian Style

Engaging in anal sex, while using maple syrup as the lube.

Me and my girl did it Canadian style last night, then used the rest of the syrup on waffles this morning.

by That dude down the road July 24, 2012

canadian dildo

to shit in a condom and freeze it to be used

she uses canadian dildo all the time

by penis991intheass March 13, 2010

Canadian Handshake

Being the double-fisting lushes they are, a Canadian Handshake is when two Canucks greet eachother while both have a beer in each hand. In passing, they klink their cans of Labatt's Ice together and stumble on their merry way.

Terry and Ed bumped into eachother at the hockey party and gave eachother a Canadian Handshake. Terry likes men and Ed harms small forest animals.

by JesseDuplantis January 19, 2012

A Canadian

Code word for a member of an ethnic group you don't want to/ are not allowed to offend, while talking about them in front of their backs.
Because it's not politically incorrect to make derogatory comments about (a-boot) Canadians.
Possible root: Puerto RiCans, AfriCans...

Have you met Filmore?
Who's that?
A Canadian dude that just started in Accounting.
Ohhhh.

by Rick-o November 8, 2008

Canadian

A slang term for African Americans used by a small, but growing group of people in Indiana and Chicago. The term was created as a substitute for the pejorative, Nigger, in order to express the term but avoid any conflicts.

God damn Canadians.

...there were a bunch of Canadians standing outside the club so I sprinted as fast as I could.

by R.A. C.R. R.N. D.M. J.C. J.F. July 24, 2006

canadian history

previously known as the beaver, and recently brought to light by conservative comic Stephen Colbert from a recent trip with our winter olympic team to Canada;
canadian history is a sexual act performed by two mounties, a civilian with the use of a moose, a stanley cup , maple syrup, and a beaver. In this act a mounty preferably a male is sodomized by a the moose while the other one cuddles on the floor with the stanley cup while performing felacio on the civilian who had already trapped the beaver in his anus. This sexual act is all made possible due to the extent use of maple syrup as a form of lubricant.

for example: Talk show host stephen colbert recently gained a wide knowledge of "canadian history" from his recent trip up north this winter.

slogans: canada where a moose can get loose!
where mounties would mount you!

and my favorite
canada, where stephen colbert stuck a beaver in his derriere!

by negprop February 6, 2010