penis butter

The sticky film of sweat and other unknown substances that clings to a man's gentials on a really hot day.

Since it is so hot today I will scrape some penis butter from my penis for a sandwhich.

by ugandarox June 19, 2003

Russian Butter Balls

When a woman is performing and handjob and as he ejactulates, she proceeds to take a hammer to the male's testicles, beating them to a pulpy, bloody, mess.

Dude Brandon met some girl last night who gave him the Russian Butter Balls... Poor guy

by G-Bandit September 6, 2010

butter your muffins

1. To take a tasty muffin snack and apply butter. Quite why it needs butter is anyone's guess

2. To jizz liberally over a girl's breasts (muffins)

"Did you get anywhere with Katy last night?" "Yeah, I gave her a pounding and then pulled out and asked her if I could butter your muffins."

by vaginallodestone March 18, 2010

bitch butter

Vaginal secretions

When I did your mom she got her bitch butter all over my dick!

by Barry Tinuras August 28, 2003

Minnesota Butter-Skull

To mouth-fuck a butter sculpture. Best performed after creating a bore-hole using a hot cob of corn.

I broke into the dairy building and got some Minnesota Butter-Skull from Princess Kay of the Milky Way.

by CBone July 1, 2008

Nut Butter Splash

When one takes their sweaty nut sack and slaps another person across the face.

There is nothing like working in the yard for a couple of hours in July then treating your girl to a nut butter splash before you shower.

by HomerJGL May 12, 2007

coco butter kisses

When a parent or guardian smothers you in kisses and affection.

Boy: "Mom can I get coco butter kisses"
Mom: "Yes you may sweetie "

by Dman6487 April 6, 2017