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Barricade Burn

A condition similar to rug burn that occurs while attending a concert and standing in the front row and being pushed by the entire crowd behind you against the barricade.
A: How was the show last night?
B: It was great but I got a bad case of barricade burn.
A: You now it was good if you have the burn
by mbvenom March 26, 2009
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Burn-Tan

A burn-tan occurs when the original subject burns after being in the sun for a number of hours and then within 24 hours appears only tan and not at all burnt.
Lucky bastard burn-tans.
by AnAsshole4Life July 8, 2011
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Goatse Burn

Goatse burn occurs after you take a Number 2, but you've been holding it in for 2-3 days because it's so big.

When you finally get it out, you start to get a burning sensation from your backside, and possibly some bleeding.
Tom: Hey man, remember that turd I've been holding in for a week?

Bill: Yeah??

Tom: Well I finally got it out 5 minutes ago, and I'm still getting goatse burn from it.

Bill: Dang.
by M&M_Slim_Shady June 18, 2013
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Gordon Burn

A Chinese Burn on your leg.

An extreme form of this kind of abuse may lead to the loss of a limb. Much like Doctor Laurence Gorden from Saw. Only, without the blade.
1) My hands were folded, so the little brat gave me a Gordon Burn instead.

2) Person #1: Dude, what happened to your foot?!
Person #2: You know how I went to Dublin last week?
Person #1: Yeah..?
Person #2: Well, I kinda accidentally kicked a leprechaun on purpose. He was not a happy bunny.
by Purple Harlequin May 5, 2008
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Jack Burns

“I used to think my life was a tragedy, but now i realize it’s a fucking comedy.”
Jack? Jack Burns? No, i'm an IDEA
by gaypussyjuice.gov December 15, 2019
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the nigga burn

When you're smoking weed and the smoke burns your eyes.
person 1: "fuck i just got smoke in my eyes."
person 2: "that's the nigga burn."
by theteenagewigger June 1, 2020
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burn in piss

1. To say to something you really hate. 2. a jokeful insult.
Asshole Antlion: CAVE STORY IS 4 FURRIES U FSUCK
Me: BURN IN PISS
by The dankest man handler August 9, 2017
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