Two-Month Bump

When you have a bit of a belly, and you could be easily mistaken for someone who is 2 months pregnant. Therefore, you have a "Two-Month Bump". This doesn't necessarily make a person 'fat', its just a little extra baggage in the tummy area.

*Looking at a photo on Facebook*
Jayne: Oh Lord, I totally have a two-month bump in this picture!

Anacaonia: Oh my goodness! You really do!

by courtisradical December 27, 2010

bump my skull

An old term in the Illinois State Refromatory to define a lie.

It is opposed to "bumping my head" which defined a homosexual act of bumping the head of your penis with the head of another penis.

"Man, don't bump my skull with that shit".

"That punk was bumping my skull when he said that".

by superyouper October 31, 2005

The Rooster Teeth Bump

The positive spike in views on a video that is mentioned and linked in the link dump on the Drunk Tank Podcast.

Did you see The Rooster Teeth Bump on that indestructible phone video?" "The fan boys posted pages of comments that just said Drunk Tank ;)

by jimboslice79 July 7, 2011

baby back bump

The bulge created by an over stuffed back pack, most common among students who are in high school and up.

The bump acts like a pregnant ladies big belly, obnoxiously big and gets inn the way and makes the person more clumsy than they would be without it

I knocked over 2 lamps and a bookcase because of my baby back bump

by sargeantbunny April 22, 2015

BUMP N GRIND

Bump and grind referred to the seductive walk of burlesque performers, which contained a lot of hip action. As the hips moved in one direction they were said to grind, stopping with a bump; then grinding in the other direction and repeating the pattern, back and forth, back and forth.
this is an old fashioned definition

Look at her walk. She can really give them the old bump and grind.

by Chris April 5, 2004

Fist bump

Anal fisting and vaginal fisting at the same time connecting in the middle.

Fist bump Me and my bro fistbumped this bird last night!

by Never been fisted September 15, 2017

speed bump times

hitting walls or barriers at every turn. -mere survival has become an incredible struggle. someone constantly in your way/face 'raining on your parade' -and they're STILL trying to take my 'gage' away!! -wish i was half as smart as all yo' all mo'-fucks!!

trying to get a job, they want me to pee in a cup! these are sure speed bump times!!

all the processing involved in these speed bump times is eating my ass up!!

first they took away my 'pie', (sex) then my 'eye' (sleep) now my fucking MONEY!! ...speed bump times!!!

by michael foolsley January 14, 2010