An instance of brutally ironic misfortune in one's life, typically in-line with "worst case scenario" predictions.
Brian: "I just met this beautiful woman who I have a lot in common with and we get along great. Only problem is she just started dating a guy who sounds a lot like me."
Alex: "Boy, that's a Brian Moment if I ever heard one."
Alex: "Boy, that's a Brian Moment if I ever heard one."
by uncle_bongo February 14, 2024

Brian Wiener Wallace is a discord troll from Washington D.C. that plays Genshin Impact, league of Legends, and other degenerative games. He hasn't touched grass nor showered since 2004. (he was born in 2005) He also commonly tells people to "Kill themselves." Because of his general person, you can call anything Brian and it'll be a joke (example below)
by Not Brian Wiener Wallace September 20, 2022

When you want to tell your friends how smart you are, and it backfires when you misspell the easiest shit ever. You are now big brian.
by Grxffiti August 1, 2021

Mollie Brian is a fascinating person who is amazing to be around. She can be really funny and make you laugh. Also she is very pretty but doesn’t realise that. If you know a Mollie Brian, then you are lucky 😎
by Smith_Ben. November 6, 2020

Brian, what a guy. Brian is someone that comes to your life when you least expect it. He's a brilliant guy though sometimes he doesn't put all his effort into his academics. Brian likes joking a lot and when he likes a girl damn- it's just his world 24/7. He tends to stare deep into one's eye without fear yet doesn't confess until months later. He's really smart with his use of words and he isn't scared to present infront of a class but if his crush is there he gets a little nervous. Brian is a guy that makes you laugh at the smallest things you might even cringe but it's all fun and games. Be warned though.. once there's not really communication with a Brian, you guys will never talk again. He suddenly hides from you yet he will try to get some glimpses of you. Brian's are just mysterious but leave you with great memories. Dont loose connection with a Brian. What a guy
by 2007baby:3 November 21, 2023

brian is honestly the best guy you could ever come across. he’s a very hard working man and would do anything for the person he loves. he’s very strict on his own feelings but is also scared to lose people. he’ll do anything to keep you happy and smiling. he loves spider-man and god of war ,, he wants to experience every little thing w his one and only and he gives you his very best no matter what. he’s very sensitive though and he must be protected and loved at all costs. and i’m so glad i get to call this one brian mine < 3
brian is the most prettiest boy ever.
by heaven < 3 November 13, 2022

by KindaCuteKindaCrazy September 21, 2020
