Boston Creampie

The act of ejaculating inside a MIT undergraduate whilst saying "F**k You, Oh yeah" in a concentrated, pronounced Bostonian accent. Duration varies between six seconds to a full two minutes. In order to be accurate, one must wear one of the following while committing this act: A Celtics jersey, New England Patriots Jersey, or red socks. After ejaculation the partners must deposit the semen into a cup of New England clam chowder - only New England - and thereafter consume it with Irish beer.
Goodness fucking gracious do you smell that good-ass clam chowder? A couple must've gave each other a Boston Creampie!
by Lá Big Cheese June 20, 2017
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Boston-cream-pie

The application of semen to a homosexual football player. Most commonly done whilst the victim (Duggy) is sleeping.
Oh shit, our gay friend is sleeping! Let's Boston-cream-pie his ass!
by casadyrules6969696969 May 09, 2022
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boston cream pie

a three way homosexual act involving at least one filthy irish guy who takes the cum of the first gentleman(often black) up his ass to have the 2nd one(often italian) eat it out of the irish guy's asshole
a black guy, and a filthy Irishman walk into an Italian restaurant and yelled "which one of you guinea bastards wants a boston cream pie for desert?", as he bent the irish guy over the bar and fucked him in the ass.
by BrafZachland May 13, 2016
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Boston Creampie

When a man fills a woman’s vagina with clam chowder.
Tommy stuffed my pink harbah full of clam chowdah last night. He gave me the warmest Boston creampie evah.
by Userjaymes June 03, 2019
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Boston Cream pie

Don’t. You. Dare. It is a very good dessert from the greatest city on earth and it SHOULD be nothing more or nothing less.
If anyone uses Boston Cream Pie as a sexual term one more time, I will lose my shit.
by What’s your handle321 December 14, 2023
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Boston Creampie

A crème and chocolate bagel like thing.

Definition: when cum (white/crème) and shit (brown/chocolate) become mixed together in side rectum (like the enclose bagel)

Me: I’m about to cum in your ass
Her: wait! Your dick is too deep in my ass I feel like I’m about to shit
Me: Do it!
Her: *Does it*
Me: haha babe check this out it looks like the Boston Crème Pie we had at the restaurant

Her: oh my gosh it does)

When you’re f’n someone in the ass and they start to shit you as you cum.
Boston Creampie: Cum and shit mixed together inside the rectum

Baby when you cum I’m going on shit on your dick and give you a Boston crème pie
by theBURRS July 21, 2022
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Boston Creampie

When a woman takes a dump and doesn't wipe, and then her boyfriend fucks her and cums inside her unwiped, poop-covered asshole.
My girlfriend asked if we could do something different tonight, so I waited for her to take her nightly dump and I gave her a Boston Creampie
by Rusty Shillelagh November 21, 2016
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