The Boston Special

This act can ONLY be done with Bush's Original Boston Baked Beans. Open the can of Beans and gently pour them into a woman's vagina (be sure to scrape every last bean in) afterwards take a couple strips of bacon(I would suggest maple smoked) and insert them in as well. Afterwards you are going to fuck her fast and hard so that the friction cooks the bacon and warms up the beans, you will know when you are done because you will here the sizzle of the bacon. Afterwards pull out and let her clean your penis of the tasty leftovers and then grab a spoon and dig in!

Everybody at the family barbecue enjoyed The Boston Special.

by FilledWithBeans April 28, 2021

Boston Bust

When you bust a fat nut and it goes everywhere and runs off into a lake.

I gave her a boston bust near a lake

by U.S.S. Condom May 5, 2021

Boston Plan

An over the top, extravagant, and well thought out plan that never gets executed for whatever reason.

"Dude, you remember the time we were going to do Everest? That was our Boston Plan."

by sammyj October 1, 2012

The Boston Job

Ejaculating into a bowl of clam chowder.

It was his first time doing The Boston Job so his fingers got all clammy.

by Derfuhrer September 1, 2013

Boston Square

A cigarette, more specifically a roll-up.

Hey man, can you roll me a boston square?

by justacat June 12, 2012

Boston Tea Party

A Boston Tea Party is the act of getting naked and sitting sideways on someones face in an attempt to give them pink eye, while simultaneously tea bagging their ear.

Ted: Why is your eye pink?

Bob: I was the honoree at a Boston Tea Party last night.

by DrDemonic February 28, 2011

boston market bowling ball

When you’re in a Boston Market bathroom getting your brown eye 3 fingered by the side chick you met on Friends finder.

Did you hear Joey got a Boston Market bowling ball from some side chick he met.

by Boston Market Bowling ball January 14, 2024