backdoor top shelf

when you can't decide which hole to put it in and you are in a group so you don't wanna say you just fucked a girl in the ass, because that is kinda crude. it is when you have butt sex but will not be confused with doggy style sex

friend 1: dude, i fucked that one chick

friend 2: no way whatd you do

friend 1: i went backdoor top shelf on the ho

by bonerwars99 April 26, 2010

backdoor plumber

a shit stabber, a poofter, a mary queen, a sausage jockey, an uphill gardener, a fudge packer, a bone smoker, a bumbaklaat.

basically a male who partakes in intimate relations with another man's rectum.

"Look at him mincing around, bet he's a right backdoor plumber!"

by Antony Cole November 21, 2005

backdoorable

When a chcik has a fuckable body but an ugly face she would be backdoorable

Man: hey mate would you root that chick

Mate: well she is backdoorable

by bradhyde March 29, 2008

The Backdoor

Where all the $CENE$ST3RS HANG! OMG THIS IS SOOO HARDCORE. Occasionally COOL people go, but not to every show. The scene kids usually go to every single show because they have nothing better to do. What the scene kids really need to learn is that nobody wants them there, and they know nothing about music. They just go there to meet other scene kids, hook up with scene kids, and mosh because they are SO rock&roll!

xxxcupcakeNINJAxD : ZOMG HAIII MANDAPANDA. ::hugs:: ilyouh<3 there is THE BACKDOOR show tonight! omzomzomz we get to see that hot piece of SEX in tight pants! omzomz
xxmandixmassacree: OMFG. Hes the SEX. *nomnomnom* I'm sooo there :DD
xxxcupcakeNINJAxD : ::claps:: okay, I'm going to wear my TRIPP pants and tease my hair! <3<3<3 Uber excited!
xxmandixmassacree: hottt. Baii babe <3 ::hugglesquish::
xxcupcakeNINJAxD: awhhh D; *hugs* baii XD

by Kelly Scwahinger June 29, 2009

The Marching Band

Where 3 or more guys line up and perform Rusty Trombones on one another.

When asked why all the guys were motor-boating each others' assholes, they proclaimed they were lining up for The Marching Band practice.

by CarnieHandJob August 13, 2014

Dave Matthews Band

Dave Matthews Band is a talented band that took root in Charlottesville, Virginia during the early nineties. Known for astonishing live performances, the band grew a cult following as diverse as the members, themselves. Word first spread of the “tripping billies” from Virginia through bootleg live recordings and counter-counter music festivals in 92. Featuring a discography that expands on every emotion, the blend incorporates a mix of jazz, folk, and jam-band. Benefiting from classically educated musicians, the mind-expanding arrangements have inspired music majors and instructors alike. The setlist is changed every night, meaning the band has dozens of intricate songs on memory, allowing 4 day-weekend performances. Though the band’s personalities are charming, humble and inclusive, trendhumpers go out of their way to piss on these guys. For some, it’s an intolerance of all things masculine; for others, hatred is fueled by the stereotypes of DMB followers. One critique being how bland, stupid and generic the band is-for this crowd, two radio edits are enough to ignore the 50+ other gems. Don’t be surprised if the david bowie loyalist in the purple v-neck quotes pitchfork media as a means of establishing his or her supremacy over your twelve years as a school-instructed musician. When defending Dave, speak of how eco-friendly the band is and moved on-you were deemed bro from the start but planted a little dave seed, you may have.

Hipster: Hey man, what you listening to?

Cellist: The Dave Matthews Band! I just got their ne...

Hipster: O no, bro (walks away)

by pascalziffhume January 20, 2011

Shag Band

a coloured band which if broken the snapee and snapper have to shag according to the colour of the band.
the colours are as follows:

Black- bed sex
Orange- kinky food sex
Purple- drunken sex
Pink- role play sex
Green- sex on grass
Blue- sex under water
Yellow- sex on the beach
Red- agressive sex
Clear- snappers choice and whatever the colour is

You snapped my orange shag band! Now we have to have kinky food sex.

by Delgado69er January 2, 2010