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anal conquistidor

a male person, or persons, who like to adventure into someone else's anal hole, usually meant in a gay kind of way.
Dude that guys explorin that other guys anas! he must be an anal conquistidor!
by My name here November 16, 2004
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Anal Sneeze

EXAMPLE:

"I say Jeeves! What was that odd, abrupt sound followed by that queer smell?"
"Teribly sorry, Sir, I just had an Anal Sneeze!"
by Snave Nareik June 16, 2008
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anal nozzle

A penis, especialy a homosexual's.
He inserted hisanal nozzleuphill gardener style
by analnozzles February 13, 2007
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Anal Guy

A male prostitute who has an exceptionally large and worn out anus and uses this fact to attract wealthy but lonely male homosexuals. A lot of them also has multiple STIs (sexually transmitted infection) due to the fact that they are so confident and arrogant in their own anal sex capabilities they often neglect the use of a condom.
#gay4pay #pay2gay

Also used to describe timid boys who try to swindle virgins into having anal sex to preserve their virginity.

Can be used as a synonym for conning or swindling others out of something.
George is such an Anal Guy! He made $5 yesterday by having sex with a guy with AIDS!

I was fucking Anal Guy Edwin last night, but then his ass is so loose that shit suddenly came squirting out from his rectum.

Owen the Anal Guy tried to con his virgin Jewish girlfriend into having anal sex with him to preserve her religious purity, but then he got rejected because of his uncircumcised penis.
by ProfessionalCanadian! September 16, 2016
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anal extrapolation

Pulling something (a number, estimate, fact, stat, idea) out of your ass. Used when sufficient data either doesn't exist, or you're too lazy to do the research.
Hey, Bill. I don't have time to pull together an actual project estimate for you, so let me apply a little anal extrapolation to get you some numbers.
by Usuk Blome November 26, 2013
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anal lick

when big daddy sticks his big tonge in your ass
AHHHH AHHHH AHHHH! YESSSSS BIG DADDY i love your anal lick!
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anal docking

Like scissoring, but using buttholes.
Often loose buttholes.
'man last night was wild, I lost my balance and we started anal docking, thought it would be weird but we totally ran with it'
by Ranchdog September 26, 2015
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