If you ask out your crush after winter break they do not have to say yes because everyone has a choice and you are an ignorant piece of shit Because we are allowed to say no
by Not on your hoe shit December 22, 2019

Hannah, is a is a cute and tall girl. She has a brother named Henry. Hannah is funny but yet broken but doesn't tell hannah is a good friend and is there when you need her.๐
Hannah, is a is a cute and tall girl. She has a brother named Henry. Hannah is funny but yet broken but doesn't tell hannah is a good friend and is there when you need her.๐
by Somepersonwhoknows September 15, 2020

Did you see that one porno called Mickey mouse fucks Minnie mouse in the asshole and loses his boner as he enters her urinary tract and gets stuck and has to pull out but his dick falls off and now he's gay?
No Kyle, what the fuck man!?
No Kyle, what the fuck man!?
by kinky shit enthusiast January 16, 2022

I'm a 20-something Hispanic man who has uncontrollable lust for women who spend over 100 dollars on collecting waifus and hours and realized that he can't collect a certain waifu due to random number generator is something you wouldn't say on a first date.
by ManHandle669969 April 16, 2017

Book: See, I told you Taco abandoned us! Hnnn grr nny nynnng grr! Hy gy grr gn gdtz! Ha gy gbb bbr gg ga dz bw gg guh buh gww wll tzch khh bw gaa tz d' bwh ghhl gwld bb bwh gwegh dtzhl gha!
by Knowledge Boy May 13, 2020

Some anime fans use "Dazai has a plan" as a joke. People use this when their favorite character is dying and they need to cop.
by AlexisNess'_no.1fan December 30, 2023

When a boy who blasts his recorder into other students' ears stops for a moment to think about his life, then begins to play the recorder as children around him sing the iconic song "Jake Has No Friends"
Really it's a song! Look it up! A good one too ;0
The true meaning of Jake Has No Friends is not to bully the jakes of the world, but to enlighten each other with words of hope and reinforcement! We all are Jake inside.
Really it's a song! Look it up! A good one too ;0
The true meaning of Jake Has No Friends is not to bully the jakes of the world, but to enlighten each other with words of hope and reinforcement! We all are Jake inside.
While thinking about his life, Jake will go "Aw shucks, I have no friends!!" Then the kids around will comment in response by saying "Guys hey! Jake Has No Friends !"
by OwlieSaunder December 14, 2018
