kelly montero

great person, kind hearted and not the lil nas x song

hey its kelly montero the great person

by really c00l per$on July 21, 2021

Smelly R-Kelly

When you defecate on a woman’s face, and amidst the confusion proceed to pop her jaw open with a right hook, and urninate down her esophagus.

“I gave that bitch a smelly r-Kelly, and watched her vomit”

by Doinkahanahue January 25, 2018

Emily Kelly

Emily kelly will be The sweetest girl you will know she is beautiful and kind if you know a Emily kelly don’t even lose her

Boy 1: hey you know Emily kelly right?
Boy 2: ya she is so sweet I don’t wanna ever lose her

by Emily kelly November 5, 2019

Kelly

Kelly, born into bed rest. No hopes or dreams. She's broke, but still budgets for coke. Heartless and mean, she'll kill all your dreams. She'll drink your beer if it's free. She likes coke (give it to me for free, I'm on a budget) grocery bags full of coke snot rags, investments worth 6 bucks a rag. If she likes ya, you're fucked. Reaaaaal fucked. She's a dumb bitch.

Kelly, that dumb bitch, don't give her anything for free.

by anonymous September 4, 2022

kelli o'malley

a short 12 year old female smurf.

woah, she can't party here, she's a kelli o'malley, only 12.

by whattiddo? November 22, 2010

Kelly's Law

Not all feminists are man-haters, but all man-haters are feminists.

Feminist 1: We should strive for sex equality
Feminist 2: I fucking hate men. Btw I'm a feminist ;)))
Yup, there's Kelly's Law at work

by ChopperWopperCopter July 11, 2017

kelly

hey bestie dtf

i wanna kelly;)

by ihavetuttifruitycondoms September 22, 2021