jizz refinery

a slag who is full up of spunk and likes to retrieve it manually

my wife she is a right jizz refinery and you know this MAN!!!!

by Wayne Grey November 02, 2007

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jizz biter

Someone who can't get enough man juice on their teeth

Man she is a jizz biter, look at her bright white teeth.

by pittm4783 December 27, 2006

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jizz puff

- A puff of jizz.
- A tissue used to absorb jizz.
- Albino cousin to jiggly puff.

"Woa man, did you just see that jizz puff...eh...float by?"

"Check out this cleenex, I drew a cartoon on it, but don't touch the other side, as I've been using it as a jizz puff."

"Was that a white jiggly puff?"
"Why, no friend, that was a JIZZ puff. They are very rare."

by vincelives September 09, 2006

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jizz blanket

A separate blanket then you normally sleep with that you use to masterbait with.

My jizz blanket is hard and crusty with seaman because I haven't washed it in weeks.

by mike32295 December 23, 2013

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Jizz Lobotomy

While receiving oral, the man (at the moment of climax) pulls out and stuffs the tip of the penis (urethra) in one of the female's nostrils to let the load loose.

Bonus points - Egyptian Lobotomy - Only achievable with an exceptionally thick load...removal of the load looks like a step within the Egyptian mummification in process - pulling out the brain through the nose...

Last night I pulled the Jizz Lobotomy on my girl... Cleared out her sinus problem in one shot!

by Dewyz1100 January 11, 2011

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