Brian

This dude has a girlfriend named Jessi who’s super hot. They will have hella kids and his dick big

Damn Brian your girlfriend Jessi is hot

by Daddydaycarefordicks69 April 17, 2021

Brian

A man born in 0AD in the stable next to Jesus Christ where he was mistaken for the redeemer by the Three Wise Men. He lived a rather boring life until he re-encountered Jesus at the Sermon at the Mount where he and his mother could not hear his preaching due to the factors of their distance from the lord and the bickering of a very stereotypical Jewish man and a man with a very large nose. While working at his menial job at the Colosseum selling snacks such as Otters noses he is recruited by the Judean Peoples Front who's aim is to reclaim Judea from the Romans. Through his acts of terror, he comes face to face with Pontious Pilate and is sentenced to Crucifixion, whilst running from the Romans he is mistaken for the Messiah and attracts a following to his dismay. He is eventually caught by the Romans and dies as a martyr whilst singing with the very stereotypical Jewish man prior mentioned. God bless Brian.

Person 1: Did you see that Brian fella, he's the Messiah!

Brians's Mother: HE'S NOT THE MESSIAH, HE'S A VERY NAUGHTY BOY. NOW PISS OFF!

by Akshi13 May 2, 2022

BRIAN YYK

Will not go to the gym even when you ask him to. He does not need to study to do well in his schoolwork

Man, you are such a Brian YYK.

by iamafraidoflava January 21, 2025

Brian

Brian is the coolest, sexiest, nicest, funniest guy around and every girl wants to date him because he’s so hot and attractive and just so perfect

Girl 1: omg did you see Brian yesterday?
Girl 2: yesss he was sooo hot like always
Girl 3: I knowww, I want to date Brian soooooo bad
Girl 1: I know but I’m just too scared to take my shot
Girl 2: me too bestie
Girl 3: me too

by Brian Ridder November 20, 2021

Brian

a wooden toaster that will use every CapriSun in ur house to jerk off at night.

"At night, he's a real Brian"

by adbot December 23, 2019

Brianed

To have consensual sexual affiliations with a drunk four while in some grass(usually in a neighbors yard)

Person 1: Did you hear about that girl who was in the grass last night?
Person 2: Yes, she got brianed and enjoyed every minute of it.

by joeyknows October 26, 2022

brian simkins

the most retarded kid you have ever met. definitely has a 1 centimeter penis and no girls. and btw, that 1 centimeter is his height as well. don’t recommend being friends with a brian

jesus christ, you pulled a brian simkins

by 1 millimeter defeater July 29, 2022