Apollo 13

A.k.a The Reverse Blitzkrieg.
Where the male or female runs around the room then runs straight at their partner, dick or strap-on brandished, then proceeds to fuck their ass brutally

You into space baby? Because I’ll show you the Apollo 13

by Your’e Mom May 6, 2018

4/13

Homestuck Armageddon. Somehow sharing a date with Neil banging out the tunes, this is the date every dedicated homestuck hater presumably dreads, and every homestuck fan tenses up with nervous anticipation for. It’s the anniversary of both homestuck and its protagonist, goddamned John Egbert. April 13th, but in MM/DD because star spangled banner caw caw god bless America terminology I guess. It was a more terrifying date in the early-mid 2010s when the homestuck fandom was at its peak and internet humour quality was at an all-time low (if you don’t count the absolute nosedive that 2018 memes were). So if someone around you mentions 4/13, initiate defensive protocol immediately if you value your sanity.

Homestuck (or homestuckie though that’s usually used more as an insult): oh, it’s 4/13 already? Huh!
Non-homestucks: YEAAARGH, RUN FOR YOUR LIVES

by LeoTheKilljoy January 6, 2024

April 13 pop them

If its April 13 pop them (tits)

Hey its april 13 pop them

by Gzhjeusj April 13, 2022

National Ask a Boy Out - November 13

Ask your crush out on this special day.

National Ask a Boy Out - November 13

by KoKoChey November 12, 2020

feb 13

My burfday :)

"Whats today's date?"

"feb 13"

by Gerpoot May 3, 2024

december 13

national get some ones sweater day and if they dont give you it just run or walk away but only ask your crush

girl 1: its so cold can i have your sweater:
guy 1: no is so cold and why ask on december 13?

by anonymous December 12, 2021

November 13

National Gangutal Independence Day

November 13 was the day that the mythical Gangutal had been freed from his curse which was exposed to him 34 thousand years ago.

A new host of the curse has risen and he goes by Addin Jeffpoo the obese fuck

Ir Rites: Sir Vibulev your contract has ended on November 13 and you have been freed from this curse and addin jeffs has become the new host

Gangutal: alright

by A Dawn's Magistrate November 16, 2021