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Bladder balls

When you need to go to the bathroom before you go to sleep, and you have to convince yourself that you don't need to but eventually you end up going, because you needed to.
"Yesterday I had TOTAL bladder balls. I had not slept for ages but I also really needed to go to the bathroom."
"Did you end up going?"
"Yeah, it was so tiring to get up."
by joulukuusi December 22, 2021
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Phone Balls

When your on the phone with your parents and a girl makes-out with your neck causing you to receive blue balls and not pay attention to the conversation.
Morgan gave me gnarly phone Balls!
by Burnsssss March 5, 2009
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Croatian ball cuck

A highly deranged, borderline retarded individual who derives an inexplicable sense of pride or embarrassment from the idea of their testicles being inextricably tied to Croatian culture. This person may believe that their testicles hold secret Croatian heritage, and they dedicate their life to caring for them in overly elaborate ways—perhaps wearing Croatian-themed underwear, performing strange rituals like chanting soccer chants to their balls, or consulting a "ball priest" for spiritual guidance. The term cuck implies that they may also seek validation from others to prove their testicles are worthy of such cultural significance, often becoming overly possessive or competitive about who has the most "authentic" Croatian balls.
My dumbass neighbor is a Croatian ball cuck.
by V_d March 17, 2025
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Cheesy Balls

What boys balls look like if they dont shower for a week
Girlfriend, Whats that on your Balls Ew.
Boy 2,i didn't shower for a week and got cheesy balls
by ~~~~~O_O~~~~~~ January 28, 2022
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Car balls

When a man is getting into his car and his nut sack shifts while sitting thereby getting squashed under a thigh & the car seat.
Dude, my boxers were so lose that I got the worse case of car balls yesterday.
by Green & Salty January 19, 2021
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Change My Balls

Bro, I need to change my balls. I haven’t showered in days!
by AfricanB00tyScratcher September 24, 2021
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sussy balls

A song on the internet that goes like "OBAMA HAMBURGER SUSSY BALLZ WHY GUY U GOT SOME SUSSY BALLS" it is a sus and funny song that makes you laugh.
by Dragonking777 July 8, 2022
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