Per several news reports, this was the shape of Jeffrey Epstein’s penis. Yes, it was an egg shaped cock. So fucking gross.
by Purplenado March 7, 2023
Get the egg shaped cockmug. A mothafucka who basically gets turned on by sugar. Constantly eats junk food and makes at least one 7-11 run every damn day.
Joseph: yooooo bro you tryna head to sev for some slurpees?
Dan: mothafucka we got slurpees yesterday. You one fat ass sugar cock
Dan: mothafucka we got slurpees yesterday. You one fat ass sugar cock
by VertigoTiger June 6, 2022
Get the sugar cockmug. cock and ball torture consists of putting your balls inside a toaster,blender (i did that one it feels good),etc you should try it :3
by Miles Morales dady November 15, 2023
Get the Cock and Ball Torturemug. The subtle art of removing things from your online orders to ruin Christmas, birthdays and more by the powers that be because your comedy and comments are too on point, exposing things for what they are eg propaganda, misrepresentation, overrepresentation, cultural machinations on a grand scale or generally being cheeky to your betters.
I had to re-order the three bottles of rum that for some strange reason were removed from my online order despite being in stock, meaning a second and subsequent delivery the following day. I wish big brother would stop stalking and stock cocking me.
by buriedtoodeep November 30, 2022
Get the Stock cockingmug. by It’s 4:45 my dudes December 1, 2017
Get the pulling your cockmug. by gregglygreggjeffleygreg November 10, 2022
Get the cockmug. Shanelle likes Ladante's tiny cock energy... he might not have the girth, but he knows how to work with what he's got and slays that sweet pussy every time.
by PartyMonkey2000 January 5, 2023
Get the Tiny Cock Energymug.