An expression used to describe a really extreme night / bender on which you consume so much alcohol and class A drugs that you put yourself in genuine danger of killing yourself. A really extreme mash up.
On Tuesday I was only meant to be going out for one drink with Rowan but we ended up smashing the black granny out of it and now I've lost my job and I can't remember where I live or what my name is.
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Get the giving out free boners mug.Turtle head poking out can mean two things:
1) To have an extreme urge to defecate, so much so that the feces is already spreading the anus and a portion of it is beginning to stick out. So called because it resembles a turtle poking its head out of its shell.
2) The portion of a long log of shit that protrudes above the water in a toilet. Since it is above the water, it can be smelled. So called because it resembles a turtle poking its head out of the water.
1) To have an extreme urge to defecate, so much so that the feces is already spreading the anus and a portion of it is beginning to stick out. So called because it resembles a turtle poking its head out of its shell.
2) The portion of a long log of shit that protrudes above the water in a toilet. Since it is above the water, it can be smelled. So called because it resembles a turtle poking its head out of the water.
1) May I use your bathroom? It's urgent, I have a turtle head poking out.
2) You may not want to go into the washroom for a while: I just had a crap and there was a turtle head poking out; the smell is awful.
2) You may not want to go into the washroom for a while: I just had a crap and there was a turtle head poking out; the smell is awful.
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Mr. Stevenson: Tasha, can I trouble you to please gossip on your own time, and not in my class?
Tasha: Mr. Stevenson, can I trouble you to please get out of my mouth?
Tasha: Mr. Stevenson, can I trouble you to please get out of my mouth?
by Brent January 30, 2005
Get the get out of my mouth mug.When a man blows his load in spots on something dark colored (most likely clothing) so that when it dries, you have an inside out dalmation.
(must be high on 'shrooms!!)
(must be high on 'shrooms!!)
Veronica: Yesterday my boyfriend was high on shrooms and made my panties inside out mushroom dalmations! And he was soo high that he thought that puppies were coming out of my twat!!!
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Lofty goals indeed.
From the song "Personal Jesus" by Depeche Mode.
Lofty goals indeed.
From the song "Personal Jesus" by Depeche Mode.
by Hanover Fiste April 11, 2013
Get the Reach Out And Touch Faith mug.I noticed that on some old cartoons, that they would make a visual joke with the charters who were cutting out paper dolls.
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