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beacon high school

The Beacon School is a highly-selective college-preparatory public high school in the Hell's Kitchen area of Manhattan in New York City near Times Square and the Theater District. Beacon is a member of a group of schools called the New York Performance Standards Consortium.

Instead of the regular NY State required graduation assessments (Regents Exams), students at Beacon complete performance-based assessments (PBAs) in History, Science, Math, English. However, they still also need to earn a passing score on the ELA Regents Exam.

I AM A STUDENT HERE right now and the school is OK at best. There are ALOT OF BADDIES but that number will go down as a bunch of bumbaclot kids mess up the school. Your first crush will be your crush of many - however, you will soon see that the girl you like has a body count of one hundred with a snapscore of 1.2 million.

Also, be on the lookout for Mr. BEALS and Mr. MOSCOW!!!

AND DON'T DO DRUGS! THE SCHOOL BECAME A HELLHOLE OF GHETTOS WITH NO LIFE AND NO REASON FOR GETTING INTO BEACON WHILE ON METH AND HEROIN SMOKING ZAZA AND PLAYING FRILL MUSIC IN THE CAFETERIA
Mr. Beals: I AM MR. BEALS AND I WEAR A USMC T-SHIRT EVERYDAY WITH TAN AIR FORCES AND I LOVE TO YELL AT KIDS AND FAIL ALL OF THEM!

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Kid 1: Hey! You know Jay Critch went to beacon high school?

Kid 2: I don't care. I am only applying for the BADDIES!

Kid 2: Gets Accepted
Kid 2: One week later: GRA GRA GANG GANG GANG IM SMOKIN ON LOTTI THESE OPPS ON MY DICK YEE YEE YEEEEEE
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Midnight high

When it's late at night and your just having a good time by yourself enjoying whatever your doing.
I had a midnight high on tiktok last night.
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South Florence High School

The most goated school in all of America. Another breed (prolly on steroids).
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Boerne High School

A High School Which Alawys Goes To State But Rarely Wins There Football Team Is Really Good Alawys Winning At Least 10 Games But Can Never Win The Games That Actully Matter Also There Bands Getting Pretty Good Now But Since They Did'nt Go To State The Year This Is Being Written I Don't Going Anywhere Since Now There Seasons Will Be 5A Schools Considering That Boerne Will Be A 5A School By 2024 Them Going To State So Often Won't Be The Case No More But Who Knows Boerne Has A Very Rich Campus And Is Expanding There Buildings But There Food Is Filled With All Types Of Diesses And The Only Good Food To Eat Thats Tasty Is Incredbly Unhealthy And Every Meal Cost 3 Dollars To Buy But S Made For At Most 50 Cents Most Of There Teachers Are Great Apart From Some Of Them There Is A Very Split Student Body Half Of Them Are Dumb As Dirt While The Other Half Are Smart However Rarely Anyone At Boerne Actully Fail There Classes Even Thougth Boerne High School Has Many Flaws Its Way Better Then Champion Even Thougth Champion Has Dobule The Student Body Boerne Is Better Beacuse The Smaller The Better
The Boerne High School Football Team Got To State Championships Last Year Loseing To Chinia Springs This Year They Only Got To The Secound Playoff Game Were Unfountly They Forget How To Pass Even Thougth Hudson Hindrex Is A Amazeing Running Back Theres Only So Many Hudson Hindrex To The Right Plays Before The Other Team Relizes We Forgot How To Pass
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Fuckers high

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Philly high five

While having a 3 way with your boy, you notice his junk falls out, so you reach down and guide it back in. While doing so, you give him a few strokes to bring him back up to speed.
While tagging this chick with my boy Vinnie, I noticed he couldn’t keep up and his junk fell out. So I reached down and gave him a Philly High Five.
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Philly High Five

While having a 3 way, one of the guys dick falls out so the other guy reaches down and helps guide it back in. While doing so, he gives the guy a few extra strokes to bring him back up to speed.
I was fucking this hood rat with my boy Vinnie when I noticed his junk fell out. So I reached down and while placing it back into her gave him a Philly High Five.
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