MOM BRING ME WATER

A phrase used when you want some liquid in your belly but are to lazy to get you fat arse out of bed.

You:MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM
Her:YEAH?
You:MOM BRING ME WATER
Her:GET IT YOURSELF
You:NO U BITCH

by anonymous March 20, 2021

Me

READ THIS OUT LOUD: I'm brave, strong and fearless. And if anyone tells me otherwise, they're finna get these fists 👊👄👊. I AM ME

Pick me girl: You're not worth it -_-
Me: Well at least I'm ME!

by Tony LaGroomer April 24, 2021

me when the:

me when me when the:

A: "me when the:"
B: "relatable."

by TheMilkConsumer October 17, 2022

MAMI KISS ME

you want your mami kiss you.

"MAMI KISS ME!"
"Johnathan... I'm your mother and how did you learn spanish?..."

by Melvin. Not Sophia. Melvin. May 16, 2022

Call Me What You Like

also known as CMWYL, its an absolute fuckin BANGER by lovejoy, if you dont agree just listen to the bridge because oH MY HOLY DAMN-

Nigel: yo you heard of Call Me What You Like?
Dave: you've got to stop recommending me shit i dont like nigel
Nigel: just listen to the bridge
Dave: fine

*listens to CMWYL bridge*

Dave: still mid
Nigel: shut the fuck up dave

by somebody.but.not.you.ew January 21, 2024

Pick me up round

A Drink of alcohol to help change your feeling and emotion.

John: Man, i'm feeling really down since my break-up.
Dave: Maybe we can hit the clubs and take your mind off it.
John: Maybe, i could use A pick me up round.

by 09Dylan14 February 19, 2011

Me

Me

Me

by Amiyah<333 July 18, 2022