Monkey fucking a bowling ball

A manufactured problem, one that is easy to solve but not convient to the person responsible for manufacturing it. Normally it's a self solving problem, often created by management level decision makers, and would potentially negatively affect the person being asked for help in solving the problem. Artificial urgency is often imparted bu the bowling ball owner, along with the inability to self rescue & lack of understanding about the basic problem and their part in it.

A monkey would be done enjoying the bowling ball in time, without need or risk to the person trying to stop the monkey. It may attack, bite or otherwise retaliate if interrupted, but by waiting it will simply go away.

Mammals don't respond well to coitus interruptus, a bowling ball can be washed later with no risk to the person being asked for help.

A couple saw a cute bear in the park and stopped to feed it. The bear decided to finish eating their picnic basket, in the back seat. In a hurry to leave called the park rangers "Just wait a while, the bear will finish up and leave' the ranger suggested, and turning to their coworker says 'monkey fucking a bowling ball'

by anonymous November 15, 2025

balls illness

the urge to stroke balls gently

all you can think of are balls

-whats wrong with u man
-i have balls illness can i stroke ur balls pls

by 6dilf_lover9 May 27, 2023

Valle Balle

A valle Balle is the best friend you could ever imagine. He’s one of a kind and he will always brighten your day and he’s always gonna be there for you and therefore forget helping himself from time to time (so you need to help him with that). If you have a valle balle don’t let him get away. A valle balle is a “once in a lifetime” thing and you will regret letting your valle balle get away forever.

Hey look it’s my valle balle, I really missed my valle balle

Person 1: Who’s your valle balle right now?

Person 2: it’s that guy over there, we’ve know each other since kindergarten.

by Sigrid F***ing Laura March 21, 2021

Balls deep

Balls deep means when ur so deep into the pussy that ur balls are in it.

U walk into ur room and u brother is balls deep into ur sister

by Smdlilbich June 30, 2019

zest carrot melon ball

Going in a public voice call and shunning your friend from said call. Then demanding privacy in that public call. AKA a nickellise

Nick and Ellise are pulling a zest carrot melon ball.

by log_cabin February 19, 2023

Edward Ball

Edward Ball is a dumb child who falls over all the time.

damn this kid falls over all the time, he must be an Edward Ball

by Epicwowaweewowmoemento November 9, 2020

bouncy ball rubiks cube

A sex position in which both partners pretend to be children and the male partner takes a cubic shape while the female partner "bounces" on the "Rubiks Cube" in a ball-like shape, attempting to "solve" the cube.

I heard Dustin and Megan did the bouncy ball Rubiks cube at last night's party!

by dafuqdisthing December 8, 2019