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by sadgirlalyssa January 12, 2023
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“You,” Amanda says, pointing at me.
“Me?” I ask.
Yeah you,” she says. “Your cute.”
“Um, thanks?”
“Do you have a big dick?” she asks me.
I chuckle. I do, in fact, have a pretty big dick. 9”, no cap.
“I sure do,” I smile.
She grabs my shirt and pulls me up to her. “Let’s have sex,” she whispers into my ear.
“Oh no-” I try to stop her but before you know it she dragged me into the janitor's office.
Amanda takes off her clothes, one by one, as I watch in amazement. She tells me to take off mine too, so I do. She grabs my dick and starts sucking it.
“Gotta warm up the dick before we use it,” she pauses, then continues to suck.
It feels so good. I can tell the cum is going to start pouring out of me any second now, and soon it does.
Amanda moans. “Your cum is the tastiest thing ever!” Amanda moans again.
She takes my dick out of her mouth and shoves it into her pussy. Immortality I start to feel so good, I start moaning too.

We’re both moaning so loudly that another kid knocks on the door. We quickly put our clothes back on and walk out.
“What were you doing?!” he asks.
“Oh nothing,” Amanda smiles at me.

The end!
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speaker sex

the act of having sex whilst using a speaker as a vibrator
man 1 omds me and sarah had speaker sex last night
by mas ive vag ina February 18, 2025
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sex

boy: hey hottie lets have sex
girl: no
by Alex is pretty cool September 14, 2022
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sex comedian

one who makes highly unfunny sex jokes 24/7
by Youngboyonpornhub November 27, 2023
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Eye sex

When you hold your eye open long enough for the tears to emerge, then fall onto the partners penis, then give them a hand job
Ayo Sabrina lets have some eye sex
by I love Nate’s dick August 15, 2019
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spaghetti sex

spaghetti sex is very amazing where a guy slaps his meatballs down to make an amazing spaghetti boloneise for his girlfirnd and his kids😊👍🏼
by orangeschnapp October 15, 2021
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