You lost your gawtamn socks?!

Have you lost the fucking plot?!?!

(Brought to you from the scrupulous, impervious and enigmatic Steven Haynes. Remember no d's in gawtamn. Pause.)

Dad: Son, take out the trash.
Son: You take out the trash.
Dad: You lost your gawtamn socks?!

by kuttino1 December 16, 2021

Who lit the fuse on your tampon

A reaction to observing femenine rage

Wow honey, who lit the fuse on your tampon?

by Shane Frost August 26, 2009

I will eat your bone marrow

hey there buddy chum pal friend buddy pal chum bud friend fella bruther amigo pal buddy friend chummy chum chum pal i don't mean to be rude my friend pal home slice bread slice dawg but i gotta warn ya if u take one more diddly darn step right there im going to have to diddly darn snap ur neck and wowza wouldn't that be a crummy juncture, huh? do yuo want that? do wish upon yourself to come into physical experience with a crummy juncture? because friend buddy chum friend chum pally pal chum friend if you keep this up well gosh diddly darn i just might have to get not so friendly with u my friendly friend friend pal friend buddy chum pally friend chum buddy...

Guy1:I will eat your bone marrow

Guy2:Omg really that's wonderful

by Toast lover 69 November 29, 2019

NATIONAL HUG YOUR CRUSH DAY!!!

Just randomly go up to your crush and give them a hug and if they ask why say it’s national hug your crush day.

Oh what day is it today: it’s NATIONAL HUG YOUR CRUSH DAY!!!!

by Super rocker December 18, 2019

Mr. Can't Steal Your Girl

1. Me.

2. Someone who is incapable of taking your romantic partner without your prior knowledge or consent. The opposite of Mr Steal Your Girl.

"He's such a Mr. Can't Steal Your Girl."

by mr-cant-steal-your-girl October 29, 2020

Come take your contacts off

Follow me into the bathroom where we will engage in sexual activities; such as Oral sex

Person 1: Come take your contacts off
Person 2: sure
...hour later
Person 1: Feeling better
Person: Much

by Canibaljay April 19, 2010

make your own sandwich

Resorting to masturbation due to lack of womanly contact, pleasuring yourself, etc

Person 1: Wow, i wish i had a girlfriend...
Person 2: Why? do you keep having to make your own sandwich?

by backoftheface October 18, 2010