fard ball 69

frady

joe: fuck you
fard ball 69er

by cock crusher 6940 June 5, 2023

Lisa Balls

Meatballs made with ground chicken, crumbled feta cheese, lemon juice, garlic, chopped spinach, and the secret ingredient: sun dried tomatoes….served with pesto pasta

I just love the way Lisa balls taste in my mouth

by Robi1kenobi June 5, 2023

fugly soccer ball

this is a cheap insult that some chimpanzee uses against you. like she shouldn't be talking

bro, that bitch just called me a fugly soccer ball.

by fives online June 5, 2023

Eight-ball

When a man has sex with two women, and enters all six holes.

Last week I went home with Jimmy and Karen and we let him play Eight-ball with us.

by JaySherman June 6, 2023

Balls

Round things that are really nice to squeeze and touch.

I love balls as they are so nice to cuddle with.

by BingBong_1 June 6, 2023

Your balls will explode guaranteed

This is what is gonna happen if you suck my toes

WAIT DONT DO THAT! If you do that, Your balls will explode guaranteed,

by Lionel Pepsi June 7, 2023

The Crystal Ball

A move in sexual intercourse in which the bottom is mounted from behind whilst the top shaves their head bald. Upon reaching optimal shininess of the scalp and being ready to finish, the top pulls out and ejaculates all over the freshly shaven dome of the bottom. This eruption is followed promptly by the top rubbing the semen into the skull, closing their eyes, and telling a fortune.

Dude, my new girl is really into astrology, so I hit her with the Crystal Ball last night.

by michaeldvca June 8, 2023