Downward Syndrome

When you are fucked mentally challenged

I saw Karen the other day and she looked like she just got diagnosed with downward syndrome.

by Heavenlysinner420 March 19, 2025

Merkal Syndrome

When a grown man is unable to consume alcohol without being bedridden for 3 to 5 days.

Yo, whats up with Doug. I tried calling him 3 times to see if he wanted to party tonight.

Oh he can't. He went out drinking last week and caught Merkal Syndrome.

by McStuffings September 10, 2020

No Bitches Syndrome

The absolute inability to acquire ang bitches whatsoever ; bitch-less. Although very uncommon, there are few instances where it can be cured.

“Ahh damn bro got No Bitches Syndrome”
“His ass got no bitches lmaooooo”
“She gets no bitches”

by Not.Diesel August 5, 2022

zestynegro syndrome

Whenever two black men have sex and one gets pregnant, once the pregnant man shits the baby out the baby then crawls out and licks his pregnant fathers nutsack. Since there is no woman in this situation the baby has to get nutrients from the father's penis turning the baby zesty and causing zesty negro syndrome

"That dude has the zestynegro syndrome."

by sussy dad May 21, 2023

Shopping leg syndrome

When legs hurt,ache or tingle while shopping with a female.

Wife: What's wrong with you?
Husband: My legs are tingling and are sore.
Wife : Are you acting like you have shopping leg syndrome again?
Husband: Who's acting?

by Noseblown December 4, 2018

Polished Turd Syndrome

When a girl is a 6/10 but hangs around with 4/10’s to give herself the illusion of being an 8/10

Bro! Look over there, that girl is so hot!

Nah bro, separate her from her group of friends and you’ll see it’s a classic case of polished turd syndrome.

by Craiganator1992 July 23, 2021

Chaddi syndrome

Chaddi (noun): A term often used to describe individuals, particularly Bengalis, who claim to be right-wing supporters but contradict themselves by openly disdaining their own culture, caste, traditions, and religious beliefs. They seek validation from other ethnicities, often portraying themselves as victims in a melodramatic manner. These individuals tend to exaggerate their helplessness, hoping someone from outside their region will come and "rescue" them from their perceived struggles.

In essence, chaddis are seen as crybabies who abandon their roots in an effort to seem more relatable or superior, yet end up as hypocrites begging for acceptance. Their behavior often includes disowning their heritage to gain attention, while simultaneously blaming others for their plight.

Debanjan, do you have chaddi syndrome? You're always trying to portray your culture as inferior.

by Jeffrey2748 November 30, 2024