im not gay bro

The biggest indicator that someone is gay.

Person 1: Aye bro, didn't you kiss Tyler at that party?
Person 2: What?! No! Im not gay bro.
Person 1: Come on man, just come out the closet already.

by whyamihere?towritedefinitions? December 20, 2021

it's not gay if he's dead

An inside joke within the Danny Phantom tumblr community. "It's not gay if he's dead" is a joke about people who want to fuck the ghosts. I don't know the origins of it lol

DP fan: "and then i was like, It's not gay if he's dead!"
Their hostage: "please let me go i haven't seen the sun in months"

by nymphadora1404 February 16, 2024

gay fuck tard

The worst insult my friend and I could think of calling someone. If someone calls you this I would consider never speaking again.

“Oh my god Jackie is such gay fuck tard”

by February 26, 2024

omni gay

Someone that identifies as he/him, she/her, and they/them that is attracted and is pansexual. They are everything, and they have sex with everything. They are as gay as it gets.

Person: Hey what are your pronouns?

Other person: Call me any of them, he/she/they whatever you like.
Person: Do you like women?
Other person: Yes! I like everyone, men women they/thems
Person: Holy shit, you’re Omni gay!

by CommieFricktard July 03, 2022

gay nigger

homosexual black individual

"gay": homosexual men
"niggers": racial slur for black people

"Im a gay nigger": Im a black homosexual man

by pornelious hubert December 19, 2024

Gay Gun

The Gayness passed by from a Gay (or lesbian) Person to someone else

Gay person: Hey your gay
Str8 person: No im not
*few years later*
Not-so-str8 person: Hey im gay...
Gay person: I knew you were gay
Not-so-str8 person: How?
Gay person: Im also gay so i can use the Gay Gun on you.

by UH insert my new name here September 29, 2021

Gay Knitting Era

The era an aging gay man enters after being a barfly for a decade and swearing they will always be the life of a party. Hangovers start to hit harder, the single gay man takes up hobbies such as knitting or collecting teapots. Gets excited about watching the news and other things he always called boring.

"I'm in my Gay Knitting Era, I never thought I would be that boring gay but here I am. I can't handle nights out anymore would rather watch the news"

by HarryThompson2004 September 26, 2022