Monster Cock

A cock so it will bush your boyfriends nut

“Woah, my boyfriend got a monster cock”
“I know, he was with me last night”

by LuraDaddy November 6, 2018

Raining horse cocks

Extremely intense rainfall. The loud noise it makes hitting the roofs of buildings and cars sound like a pile of horse cocks was dumped on it.

Person 1- wow it's really coming down out there.
Person 2- yeah it's raining horse cocks

by TPB fanatic April 21, 2025

Cock Oil

A Euphemism for for semen. Cock oil refers to the medicinal use of Semen

"I have a sore throat", "You know what fixes that don't you"..... "A Batch of Cock Oil"

by RS2000TOE November 22, 2019

cock in buns

A chicken sandwich.

Would you like a cock in buns ?

by Kurron Black March 28, 2022

cock goddess

A female who all cocks are drawn to. Irresistable to all cocks even if not prevoked by the female.

Man my wife is the cock goddess. No cock can resist her they all want to fuck her senseless

by Rexsixteen May 26, 2018

Diet Cock

Heelf seemen

"ayyy im with yalls diet cock- i mean diet cock- i mean diet cock- i mean diet cock"

by Weesbian xd October 4, 2021

Bitch-Ass Cock-Mongering Gutter Slut

A person who is being extremely annoying, unreasonable, frustrating, or simply a massive whore.

Person 1: I went to the store today and the lady in front of me bought so much stuff it took forever.
Person 2: What a bitch-ass cock-mongering gutter slut.

by log_e(e^e)=e May 20, 2023