Chunkhausen Syndrome by Proxy

When a PdM tech in the plant purposely misdiagnoses machine failures in the plant to garner attention and advancement within the company thus justifying their position as well as overtime. The downside is capital being wasted as well as extra unneeded work for the other maintenance employees who could be assigned to more value added work orders.

Denver diagnosed that the #1 I.D. Fan had a inner race defect. Management decided to shut the plant down and change the whole fan out. After losing six hours of planned production downtime the new fan had more vibration than the original. Another Chunkhausen Syndrome by Proxy moment!

by Wbr549 May 8, 2019

Evan weaver syndrome

An individual who is unfunny or stupid or behind in many internet trends

“Hey man what page is page 13 on” “mf do you have Evan weaver syndrome??”

“Hey guys the sigma male meme is so funny bro” “dude that was 2 years ago you must have Evan syndrome…”

by Fanta in my kidneys March 18, 2025

Patriarch Syndrome

The tendency to lead or takeover shit.

Guy 1: Josh is such a bossy motherfucker

Guy 2: Right?! He’s got a bad case of Patriarch Syndrome.

by Genovani February 25, 2023

Walrus syndrome

When your girls pussy looks like the mouth of a walrus.

"I wonder why I can't maintain a relationship"

"I guarantee it's because of your walrus syndrome"

"You might be right my pussy is pretty gross"

"Ew"

by Tittyspanker47 January 23, 2017

Cat-Person Syndrome

Also known as autism.

"You have Cat-Person Syndrome."
"Where did my family go. what is going on."

by AlephSue December 13, 2022

Old White Lady Syndrome

When a person patronizes or orders others around to do simple things, entitled to others caring for their needs and wants. Other people’s needs are not as important no matter the urgency.

Person 1: I need to go to the restroom. OWLS person: I need my pillow fluffed, can you hand me my chapstick I need my toes covered completely.
Person 1: I almost peed my pants because she has OWLS (old white lady syndrome) and needed everything done for her.

by Lifelearnedhard November 19, 2023

Onceler syndrome

When a Fandom runs out of characters to ship, so they start shipping characters with alternate versions of themselves. Named after the Lorax Fandom on Tumblr, which was infamous for shipping the Onceler with himself, as most other characters in that movie were either related to the Onceler, or children.

Person 1: I love Welcome Home!
Person 2: Too bad it suffers from Onceler syndrome. So many AUs...so many goddamn versions of Wally...

by tacklezzz January 8, 2024