why have 1 when you can have 5

why have one guy who treats you like shit and cheats on you when you can have 5 that do the same thing but better.

ex.) why have 1 when you can have 5 hoes

by buffandol lover March 3, 2022

When the Dust Settle

just you and me remain your attempts at death are in vein, oh muffin you're nothing held in my pregatory, oh muffin

can you like stop singing asdf's endless muffin time When the Dust Settles

by blemdbo February 22, 2025

When and where I choose

Never

Listen, babe, we're gonna go shopping when and where I choose.
And then you refuse.

by -space- September 21, 2022

And when your beautiful...

ITS A BEAUTIFUL FREAKING DAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

And when your beautiful...its a beautfiul freaking dayyyyyyyyyy!

by hahahhahnotme October 2, 2023

when is survival

The short version of JuiceCraft beta testers asking when will survival finish upgrading 12 times a day, and can't be patient at all

Beta Tester: Is survival done yet???
night: no
Beta Tester: When will it be
night: it'll take approx a week be patient
*1 hour later*
Beta Tester: when is survival gonna be done
wowinl: :doom:
mig: :doom:
night: :doom:

by nightthemoonDiedOfLigma February 7, 2021

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by SuelTameOresuTeMato April 27, 2025

Reply when I feel like it.

"Reply when I feel like it."
Means: "I'll never reply. I never feel like it."
Usually the response a guy gets when confronting a female on why she doesn't reply to his messages (and try to work things out).
Can also be undertext if they tell you "I'm busy." which means: "I don't feel like it."

Jason: "I want to fix things, but you never reply, you keep saying you're busy but you're always texting your friends". Sonya: "I'll reply when I feel like it."

by Seabeauty March 1, 2018