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facebook phobia

When someone on facebook has a fear of commenting, "liking" things, or posting pictures.
Person 1: Why didn't you respond to my post?
Person 2: Sorry, I've got facebook phobia.
by PhDavid June 18, 2011
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Facebook Sheep

People who follow trends on facebook like posting celebrity doppelgangers, bra colors, stupid quizzes and name definitions from urban dictionary on their status, thus clogging up the urbandictionary site for those of us who just want to look up things like twat-snatcher.
Man, that dude is such a facebook sheep. There's not a trend he doesn't buy into.

God, all the facebook sheeping is driving me f-ing nuts. Like I care that she's got on a pink bra. Gah.
by Rosselli February 3, 2010
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Facebook-ploitation

The act of shameless self-promotion and or exploitation via social networking the way Facebook intended.
The way Peter Wacker broadcasts every single insignificant event in his pathetic life is such Facebook-ploitation.
by Shzae July 21, 2009
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Facebook Guru

One who councils another late at night and gives them advice on their problems via facbook chat.
"I didn't know what to do until I talked to my facebook guru last night"
by orangecakeorangutang March 29, 2010
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Facebook correctness

the sacrificial act of not posting what you want to write on Facebook because it really will piss off somebody.
You wouldn't believe how often Trish resorts to Facebook correctness because of her strident political views.

Facebook political correctness politcally correct
by Brunette, not Blonde April 18, 2010
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facebook scab

facebook scab: someone who adds random people they don't know as friends. usually to bring their friend count up to seem like they have a lot of friends
guy 1: "hey man, do you know this guy..........-.......? he just sent me a request" guy 2: " no man, i dont think i do, he's probably just a facebook scab,ignore it"
by puppykicker420 December 30, 2009
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I'm Facebooking this

A phrase that is used after a hilarious, awkward, scary, or unbelievable event occurs so everyone who did not witness the event can "like" the status to feel like they were in on it.
Susie: EWW! I just saw Orlando Bloom make out with Rosie O'Donnell. I'm Facebooking this!
by josiedee2 December 29, 2010
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