1.)one penis simultaneously gets off 2 women.
2.) A menage trois.
3.)Having sex with someone then forgeting if you actually had sex.
2.) A menage trois.
3.)Having sex with someone then forgeting if you actually had sex.
1.) The magic penis theory. "I shot her in the grassy knoll then I ran away and no one ever found me"
by Michael Doyle June 05, 2003
The ideology of extremists.
When one's personal politics are so extreme, that not only are their ideological opponents considered fascists/libtard; anyone who is moderate/centrist/in between is also a fascist/libtard!
Of course, the extremists themselves cannot see this, because in order to understand this, they would have to be a fascist or a libtard.
See also: horseshoe theory
When one's personal politics are so extreme, that not only are their ideological opponents considered fascists/libtard; anyone who is moderate/centrist/in between is also a fascist/libtard!
Of course, the extremists themselves cannot see this, because in order to understand this, they would have to be a fascist or a libtard.
See also: horseshoe theory
Fish Hook Theory is cancer.
by Politics are garbage October 15, 2017
by Thereaper123 May 24, 2012
the idea that you can ask somebody to pay for you (for something like food or a drink) and tell them that you will pay them back, though you have no intention to pay them back at all
Pay back theory in action:
Mike: "Hey Jason, I don't have any money on me, so could you pay for me when we eat today? I'll pay you back... "
Jason: "Yeah i guess"
Mike: "Ok, Thanks!" (screw that, i'm not paying him a penny)
Mike: "Hey Jason, I don't have any money on me, so could you pay for me when we eat today? I'll pay you back... "
Jason: "Yeah i guess"
Mike: "Ok, Thanks!" (screw that, i'm not paying him a penny)
by hahahalolololecrouch October 09, 2009
The Wild-Wally theory is a combination of theories which add up to create another theory, so named.
It is the idea that Jordan Wild and Sandy Metwally receive an increase in sexiness of exactly 15% every day. This will eventually reach the point where the accumulation of all the percentages make a number which is impossible to determine.
This is increased by 90% on the day that either Jordan's coat or Sandy's shoes are worn by the invididual. They cannot both be worn on the same day, however, as the total percentage would reach over 100% and cause the appocalypse.
It is the idea that Jordan Wild and Sandy Metwally receive an increase in sexiness of exactly 15% every day. This will eventually reach the point where the accumulation of all the percentages make a number which is impossible to determine.
This is increased by 90% on the day that either Jordan's coat or Sandy's shoes are worn by the invididual. They cannot both be worn on the same day, however, as the total percentage would reach over 100% and cause the appocalypse.
Person 1: OH MY GOD LOOK HOW SEXY THOSE PEOPLE ARE!
Person 2 : It's Jordan and Sandy, haven't you heard of the Wild-Wally Theory
Person 3: A OWL
Person 2 : It's Jordan and Sandy, haven't you heard of the Wild-Wally Theory
Person 3: A OWL
by WildWally October 15, 2010
The theory that attempts to explain how the infomercial product, "The Magic Bullet", actually works. It fails miserably and everyone who bought this product hates themselves for having believed the commercial's lies.
I bought a Magic Bullet and it worked for about 2 tries before a nasty burning smell started to come from around the blades and the cord burned out. It would also not blend up ice nearly as well as the commercial or the box said it would. What a piece of junk! So much for the Magic Bullet Theory!
by Tex-Mex Shawn C. December 04, 2010
It is thought by some people that there are criminals that are so intelligent that they have never been caught and that it is only the very untintelligent criminals that ever get caught.
It is a known fact that police forces will not hire a person if they show a high IQ and could begin to think for them selves.
and that is the criminal IQ theory.
It is a known fact that police forces will not hire a person if they show a high IQ and could begin to think for them selves.
and that is the criminal IQ theory.
by Deep blue 2012 October 10, 2009