I met my boyfriend on the Covid Line”
It’s pouring rain, I’m starving and I have two more hours on the Covid Line”
What are my choices? Better get on the Covid Line!
It’s pouring rain, I’m starving and I have two more hours on the Covid Line”
What are my choices? Better get on the Covid Line!
by Krazymama October 29, 2020
Get the COVID LINEmug. Slang for an a person that have been joined since 2020, 2021
This word is useful in HvH Hack vs Hack
This is an alternative to a word newfag,
People that are using this slang, are probably longer then 2019 on a HvH Scene
This word is useful in HvH Hack vs Hack
This is an alternative to a word newfag,
People that are using this slang, are probably longer then 2019 on a HvH Scene
by czSmoG_ September 22, 2021
Get the Covid Joinermug. An elective state of deep sleep, caused by an individual’s unquestionable belief in their Government’s response to the Covid-19 scam beginning early 2020.
When a person is in a Covid Coma, nothing can wake them up. Attempts to do so usually involve presenting the patient with hard evidence which exposes the truth behind the Government’s Covid-19 response, as well as evidence of corrupt and dishonest behaviour perpetrated by the Government and it’s bodies, the media and private medical corporations.
A Covid Coma patient will point blank refuse to believe that any corrupt dealings, illegal behaviour or criminal offences have been committed by the above mentioned, instead preferring to remain in their state of prolonged unconsciousness and believe whatever other lies the Government cook up to continue on with their elaborate scam.
A person in Covid Coma will also experience severe naivety, believing all the lies which have been fed to the masses since early 2020, despite the rules based on “expert medical advice” changing as often as every 12 hours or so.
One must exercise care when attempting to wake up an individual who is in a Covid Coma, as patients usually react angrily when offered treatment, as if to say “can’t you see that I’m trying to sleep?”
When a person is in a Covid Coma, nothing can wake them up. Attempts to do so usually involve presenting the patient with hard evidence which exposes the truth behind the Government’s Covid-19 response, as well as evidence of corrupt and dishonest behaviour perpetrated by the Government and it’s bodies, the media and private medical corporations.
A Covid Coma patient will point blank refuse to believe that any corrupt dealings, illegal behaviour or criminal offences have been committed by the above mentioned, instead preferring to remain in their state of prolonged unconsciousness and believe whatever other lies the Government cook up to continue on with their elaborate scam.
A person in Covid Coma will also experience severe naivety, believing all the lies which have been fed to the masses since early 2020, despite the rules based on “expert medical advice” changing as often as every 12 hours or so.
One must exercise care when attempting to wake up an individual who is in a Covid Coma, as patients usually react angrily when offered treatment, as if to say “can’t you see that I’m trying to sleep?”
“Oi check this out, an independent Japanese vaccine research organisation have found that all Covid-19 mRNA vaccines are unsafe and should not be administered to anyone, let alone under a Government mandate. They say that a healthy person’s immune system is more than capable of fighting off Wu Flu, so why are the Government recommending booster number four instead of promoting a healthy diet and exercise?”
Covid Coma Patient: “Where did you read that?? What’s your source?? You’re not a doctor or epidemiologist, what if your grandma got covid and DIED?? Just because you watch conspiracy videos on YouTube doesn’t give you the right to spread misinformation! How hard is it to just shut up and get the jab??”
“Yeah okay, keep us all sick I guess”
Covid Coma Patient: “Where did you read that?? What’s your source?? You’re not a doctor or epidemiologist, what if your grandma got covid and DIED?? Just because you watch conspiracy videos on YouTube doesn’t give you the right to spread misinformation! How hard is it to just shut up and get the jab??”
“Yeah okay, keep us all sick I guess”
by UncleGreeny April 12, 2022
Get the Covid Comamug. by Covid brixton November 23, 2021
Get the Covid brixtonmug. WHEN ALL THE PRICE GONE UP ON FOOD, CLOTHES, DELIVERY AND SERVICES INCLUDING ADULT SERVICES SINCE COVID LOCKDOWN HAPPENED.
AND ALL BUSINESSES BLAME COVID FOR WHY THE PRICES WENT UP!
AND ALL BUSINESSES BLAME COVID FOR WHY THE PRICES WENT UP!
by Nancy Neehow! October 27, 2021
Get the COVID TAXmug. Media induced placebo amplification of the common cold supported with fake diagnostic tools called pcr and antigen tests.
I got COVID it was so bad. My friends dads friends brothers grand father died of COVID. I know someone who died of COVID.
by randomtruths February 9, 2022
Get the COVIDmug. It's a nasal sex position that's like face fucking, but for your nasal cavity and using your 8 inch covid stick of course. Not as deep as "the lobotomy" tho.
Nowhere near deep enough, but it's up there.
Nowhere near deep enough, but it's up there.
"Ugh it was damn near tickling my brain"
"Ah so you got the covid test too?"
"Yeah, I tried blowing my nose afterwards for relief but there was too much for regular tissues and I think some of it leaked down my throat."
"Wait...what???"
"Ah so you got the covid test too?"
"Yeah, I tried blowing my nose afterwards for relief but there was too much for regular tissues and I think some of it leaked down my throat."
"Wait...what???"
by Kitcattictac420 October 4, 2021
Get the The Covid Testmug.