The status that you gain when you do the five knuckle shuffle on the ol' piss pump five days a week. This is especially impressive at boarding school, when you live with a roommate.
Jim: yo, I never beat my meat at boarding school
DeSalvio: yo, i do it five days a week, either in our room or in a bathroom stall.
Jim: Damn, you on the five day status!
DeSalvio: yo, i do it five days a week, either in our room or in a bathroom stall.
Jim: Damn, you on the five day status!
by Perry Hubes February 27, 2011
Get the Five Day Statusmug. 
When you consume enough cans of beer so that when they are stacked one on top of another, they surpass your height. The stack of beer cans is taped together to create a staff - the ultimate symbol of drinking intenseness. Once mage status is reached, that person is a guaranteed boss.
Also known as Wizard Status.
Also known as Wizard Status.
by ...riel... May 4, 2011
Get the Mage Statusmug. *Nick's Status: I'm trying to restore a old computer, does anyone have 15 unused floppy disk?
*Austin writes: You have an unused floppy *Hehehe was just a Status Bomber*
*Austin writes: You have an unused floppy *Hehehe was just a Status Bomber*
by MR_SMART February 20, 2011
Get the Status Bombermug. black face: yo dude stop acting all stiff.
White man: what you mean?
black face: everytime your around girls you act like mr. statue
White man: what you mean?
black face: everytime your around girls you act like mr. statue
by cody taulman January 5, 2009
Get the Mr. Statuemug. by Berick johnson September 13, 2019
Get the Byro statusmug. A Facebook status someone posts that is a blatant lie in a feeble attempt to get likes
Closely related to the BLT (blatant lying tweet)
Closely related to the BLT (blatant lying tweet)
These are all examples of a Blatant Lying Status (BLS)
'Just went to McDonald's and ordered a Big Mac. I'm now sat here with a milkshake, a chicken nugget happy meal, 2 large cokes, 1 deli of the day, 1 large quarter pounder meal and 2 McFlurrys'
'Sat in the bath daydreming and I thought my bath detached from the wall and started moving like I was on a boat. Think I'm still pissed'
'Lightening just flashed through our window and me and Daryll thought someone was taking a picture with a flash it was that bright'
'Just went to McDonald's and ordered a Big Mac. I'm now sat here with a milkshake, a chicken nugget happy meal, 2 large cokes, 1 deli of the day, 1 large quarter pounder meal and 2 McFlurrys'
'Sat in the bath daydreming and I thought my bath detached from the wall and started moving like I was on a boat. Think I'm still pissed'
'Lightening just flashed through our window and me and Daryll thought someone was taking a picture with a flash it was that bright'
by Yournigga January 3, 2014
Get the Blatant Lying Status (BLS)mug.