when Valentine exists in the same square 10,000 miles as Scotti

life is a mug except the mug is on fire and you're on fire because you're in hell because he's so amazing and yet such a fucking dumbass

when Valentine exists in the same square 10,000 miles as Scotti, Scotti commits homosexual and becomes a fucking mess

by doctormoosh May 26, 2022

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fein mile

taking a blinker and running for as long as possible

i’m so winded after my fein mile

by amandaahrens February 03, 2024

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The act of consuming large quantities of marijuana then embarking on a run (at-least one mile)

Levi ripped the bong, put on his shoes, and got his stop clock ready to set a new personal best for his fein mile

by White_lightning69 February 01, 2024

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The act of taking a blinker then running for as long as u can.

“ I just took a fein mile and my lungs are killing me “

by Rumpus b February 12, 2024

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When you hit a blinker on a dab pen and run as far as you can without stopping.

Person 1: “Bro i just hit a blinker”
Person 2: “you should try to run a fein mile”
Person 1: “ight bet,” *runs for 20 seconds*

by BruteJeans January 09, 2024

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1. A cling-on who is even more of a loser.
2. A gay man
3. To get a hard-on in which your Johnson shrinks
4. The man which gives you definition 3

Chris: bro he is such a miles-on
Nathan: Ikr
Devin: I bet he’s also gay
Chris: 3, 2, 1, and it just shrunk

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use to be spear now pedo lmao (Miles Vesper)

by Goatrasin December 20, 2021

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