Fastest Land Mammal

A young Nigerian boy that goes by the name of Babatunde. He has also been in a few sidemen videos including a video where he outruns a cheetah with a full bowl of water. It’s honestly quite unbelievable.

Babatunde is the Fastest Land Mammal on the planet.

by purpie June 11, 2020

story book land

Only a nerd can work here btw it is also very dangerous I almost died

Man story book land is for pussies

by Hitler slayer 6969 August 27, 2017

The vertically elevated land

How intellectuals say “the high ground”. The best Star Wars meme.

“This tremendously traumatic and terrible duel consisting of me, Obi-Wan Kenobi, henceforth known as the former master, and you, Anakin Skywalker, henceforth known as a traitor of democracy and the Jedi order, is now over as I have an advantage. You see, while you are at a given vertical coordinate I have smartly jumped to the vertically elevated land. Since I now possess this land, our duel shall now end if you kindly surrender. Should you not retire, I am obligated to warn you, please don’t try and defeat me. If you did try, I am a much more experienced duelist and would spontaneously defeat you by being forced to slice you, but not kill you, for even though you would have tried to murder me I still think of you as a friend and brother.”

by NeyThee May 30, 2018

To land in the apple orchard

(Partir dans les pommes in Quebec French): to faint in public, for whatever reason.

You need to land in the apple orchard a few times to figure out that you may have underlying health issues

by Sexydimma February 19, 2022

Loo Loo Land

The place from Helluva Boss : Season 1, Episode 2. In this episode we are introduced to Robo Fizz.

Blitzø : We’re going to loo loo land!
Moxxie : Loo loo land?
Millie : Loo loo land!
Blitzø: LOO LOO LAND!

by Djdjjdudushsusuuwwhhwjsjmwnwhs August 7, 2022

Lie Lie Land

Lie Lie Land is home of the free to be lied to every second of every day.

We find ourselves living in Lie Lie Land and we like it!

by BearSoup May 9, 2020

Magical Christmas Land

A Magic the Gathering term referring to the imaginary world where your shitty deck draws everything it needs in order to actually function, your opponent draws 0 interaction, or your new janky spell from Urza's Saga you proxied a day ago actually impacts the game instead of being dead in your hand. Compare to reality, where you mulligan down to 5 and scoop on turn 3, having accomplished nothing. It's the impossible hypothetical, like winning the lotto or Magic the Gathering players ever losing their virginity.

One with Nothing as a madness outlet only works in Magical Christmas Land where every other better discard outlet doesn't exist and you have the mana to do something with your madness cards.

by Richard Garfield, Ph.D February 12, 2022