Goblin Defense

"The Goblin Defense" is a legal term popularized by the streamer / youtuber vash. This legal term is Used when someone is accused of being a pedophile such as vash, and his legal counter argument to it is. I thought they were short stacks Like how goblins are drawn in porn.

"The vibe that I got was like short stack thick Kind of thing you know what I mean uh Like the way uh like goblins get drawn in porn" aka the Goblin Defense

by Thelegalturkey February 12, 2024

Goblin mode

When your playing games and go into a state of crazy focus and just destroy everyone and everything. You become a god.

Dude whitney totally went goblin mode when we played games last night it was crazy

by Wolfmanreece July 6, 2024

Digi-Goblin

Someone who is a carefree and chaotic person online but incredibly fragile and introverted in real life. They are like this online because they are behind a screen and will most likely never see the people they're talking to again. Will immediately fold when anyone asks to be their friend online

"There is someone I keep seeing in valorant games but everytime I try to friend him he acts like a Digi-Goblin and leaves immediately"

by ShindayaLupin November 5, 2023

cart goblined

(verb) The past tense act of a mythical goblin having stolen the content(s) of your shopping cart during online checkout, leaving you empty handed.

I was in the middle of checkout, but I got cart goblined!

by MrGrimmace February 10, 2021

Cheddar Goblin

Someone who was embarrassed or emasculated in there childhood who cuts off all ties with family or friends to sit in there dark room using there computer all day, sometimes not even doing anything and just staring at the screen.

a way you can tell someone is a cheddar goblin is if they have bright pale skin, are really skinny, and sometimes can be a femboy.
the phrase "cheddar goblin" comes from the Nicolaus cage movie "Mandy"

ever since that time in 8th grade Jerry has been a cheddar goblin

by Qesdfjoibcvmbj August 15, 2022

Goblin

A pound of marijuana

Zack wants to buy a goblin

by anonymous February 9, 2022

Loot goblin

Will take do anything to get his loot or any loot for that matter. If you die and then come back he’ll have taken everything. He’ll die trying to get his loadout if he has to.

Alex: where’s my stopping power gone? I left it by the shop after buying the loadout
Owen: sorry mate didn’t know it was yours..
Alex: you’re such a loot goblin!!!

by Pigrabbit69 August 5, 2021