Moon Gooning

The process of jerking off during a full moon.

Bro you should try moon gooning it was awesome.

by TokyoBlood April 26, 2024

Gooning on the Beach

A Sex on the Beach cocktail, but with a peach schnapps replacement such as triple sec

We don't have any peach schnapps, but I can make you a Gooning on the Beach instead?

by Toastsuvius April 26, 2025

Goon

1. Verb. To masturbate to the point of prolonged euphoria.

2. Noun. A low level gang member. Usually made to do the dirty work of the higher memebers.

1. While watching porn I gooned for hours.

2. Joe hired his goons to attack his enemy.

by UrbanSlangScholar July 23, 2025

Goons

A group of horny teenagers ready to break out in a orgy at any time.

Look! There goes the goons.

by abduct May 17, 2019

Moon Gooning

A Verb; The action of Moon Gooning. Taking peyote and going down to the reservation to skin an elk/ blow the head off of a buffalo. All while gooning. Must be done with the natives. Requires a trip sitter. If done correctly can resurrect the phoenix from the ashes. If done wrong summons the Eight-Legged Chinese Man. People named Dave are not invited

I'm going down to the bayou and moon gooning with the natives tonight.

by Number1MoonGooner November 24, 2023

Twitter goon

People on Twitter who have a lot of followers but no actual real friends.

They're friends with other Twitter famous people.

They write loads of stuff on Twitter to make out that they're cool, edgy, and have an exciting life, when in reality, they've no friends and are dying for attention.

Twitter goon
that person is such a Twitter goon. they have hundreds of followers but no friends in real life

by ketamine1 March 6, 2015

Femboy Goon Cage

A cage used to capture a Femboy and cover him with semen. It must be made with rubber, and it should have a large container full of semen at the top. It should also have a remote control to release the semen and cover the femboy in it.

Guy 1: i will put you in a Femboy Goon Cage.
Guy 2: Im not even a femboy!
Guy 1: I dont care.

by Shakespeare dihh August 8, 2025