Family Office (FO)

N. An organization of ultra rich”adult” children, that behave as children, who hire top notch legal, accounting, investment advisors to ensure their heirs do not blow all their pappy’s wealth on coke (some leakage assumed and quietly approved). These heirs believe they work for a living but do not even know what that really is. And they believe they are intelligent, which is a mixed bag at best and even when true wildly exaggerated. The advisors are as advertised, but must comply with one unsaid rule “do not judge or criticize any family member no matter how absurd the behavior or comment.” The pay is generally worth this indignity.

Also, accompanying any proper FO will be a shameless group of investment companies that attempt to suck at the teat of the FO. Family office conferences are famous for the hilarity of investment advisors throwing themselves at barely coherent family members, like drunk fluzies at a rock concert, for a chance to nibble at a bread crumb that said coke head might remit.

Hey, Peter is on stage at The Family Office (FO) Conference in Florida acting like he has any clue what he is talking about. But he did secure co-GP rights on an investment his family doesn’t understand so for the MF win, right.

by BaBar the October 5, 2023

The Family Guy Effect

When a show or movie is downright awful 90% of the time. But when a funny joke from said show is posted online without context, people start to believe the show isn't complete shit, but instead some misunderstood gem.

The Family Guy Effect -
TV Show: *Makes slightly clever joke*
Random Internet user: "Wow that's so funny, I should share it online"
Other Internet users: "Man this is funny, I wonder why people give this show such a hard time."

by Pandexx June 12, 2022

family zerging

Family zerging is when two or more members from the same household play a mmorpg (or any PVP) game in tandem, creating the effect of zerging in that community.

They are in that clan too?!? Why are they allowed to have the same goals in many clans throughout the game? I call 'family zerging' on them.

by CyAdora December 1, 2010

western family cracker

Often refers to white people who wear wal-mart shoes, or show other signs of noticeable poverty. "Western Family" refers to a company that sells cheaper products (Including crackers) at grocery stores.

"You're such a western family cracker."

"Tell that to the ugly, two-cent hooker you like to visit all the time."

by I'm the Pope, And You're not. September 29, 2007

Ur Family lgbt

ur family LGBT - God himself trembles to the sound of this insult being uttered by any mortal the sun implodes and fifty black holes form around the earth it self. the person who got insulted self implodes at the same time he self combusts.

friend 1 : HA YOUR SISTER MISTER
friend 2 : ur family lgbt
friend1: * explodes while corpse ignites on fire simultaneously causing the literal end of time it self*
friend2 lol

by Shs12#SHOI May 16, 2018

blended cuckold family

A married couple, the wife of whom has a child or children outside of the marriage

Aaron and his wife Rachel are a blended cuckold family, as since they were married, she has had children outside of their marriage. Aaron accepts them as his own, even though he knows the children aren't biologically his

by Man o' War January 9, 2017

DSMP Family Tree

What the fuck are you doing looking this up?

The DSMP Family Tree is very odd.

by Noobbyy February 18, 2022