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Boston Pizza

Also referred to as a BP, or Blanket Party. It's a group attack on a problematic military service member. The victim is quickly covered with a blanket to prevent them from fighting back or identifying anyone. They are then given a series of blows - not designed to injure, but to change the problematic behavior. If they are pro-active, one of the group members will also instruct the lucky member about their expected changes or desired behavior - delivered in a menacing whisper.

It's usually done at night in the barracks after everyone is asleep - especially the corporal who is assigned barracks duty that evening. Ideally, blanket parties are used to bring bullies into line, or to motivate someone who needs to "get a grip", but without guidance, many attacks also target minorities. It is tolerated by NCOs (non-commissioned officers/training or conducting staff) who may view it as a means of "self policing" among lower ranks and trainees.

When comparing definitions, it's not hard to imagine if someone regularly BPs around his friends and associates, that they may want to correct that behavior. Used prudently, a Blanket Party can address problems faster than a Drill Sergeant's boot. Unfortunately, recruits aren't usually schooled in the "finer" aspects of this tradition - sometimes leading to outright abuse.
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Private Bloggins is f*ing gripless! He's always doggin' it, and making Foxtrot Company late! He always earns us extra duties due to his sub-standard performance and attitude! You're in his section - why don't you guys give him a Boston Pizza to tune him up?

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Wisely, to reduce unexpected injuries or morale problems, the Sergeant had specifically forbidden the recruits from conducting an "unauthorized" Blanket Party. To obtain "unofficial" permission, it was first necessary to rationally describe the desired outcome to a Corporal or Sergeant. Doing otherwise would be grounds for immediate discipline.

Two eager recruits ran up to the Sergeant, "Sergeant, can we give Smith a Blanket Party?"

"Tsk tsk. You must know that I can't condone vigilante justice. And just exactly why would you want to do such a thing?"

They described in detail the problems which the Sergeant was all-too-aware of, and told him how it wasn't just affecting his platoon - that it brought the whole company down.

"Hmmmm. Well, you know that if something like this were to occur, any cuts & bruises would certainly be enough evidence to have you tossed into cells. See that it doesn't become as severe as that. Oh! And if anyone asks, tell them that I'll be in "my office" (a toilet stall) for the next 10 minutes catching up on paperwork...", and with that, he spun on his heel towards the heads.

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by Valorous Ignominy October 18, 2019
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Brandon Boston

Brandon Boston is the most handsome young man to walk this earth. Brandon Boston is literal perfection and no one will have his level of greatness at the end of the day.
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Boston

Boston is the act of receiving head. Usually used in a phrase, "a trip to Boston". After getting said fellatio, you would tell your homies about it subtly, with class. Possible New-York thing, not sure tho.
"Yo What happened with shawty you left with last night?"
"We went to my car and I took her on a one way trip to Boston"
"Ayyyy my nigga!"
by ToxicSandwiches October 29, 2021
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Boston Plan

An over the top, extravagant, and well thought out plan that never gets executed for whatever reason.
"Dude, you remember the time we were going to do Everest? That was our Boston Plan."
by sammyj October 1, 2012
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Boston Creampie

The act of ejaculating inside a MIT undergraduate whilst saying "F**k You, Oh yeah" in a concentrated, pronounced Bostonian accent. Duration varies between six seconds to a full two minutes. In order to be accurate, one must wear one of the following while committing this act: A Celtics jersey, New England Patriots Jersey, or red socks. After ejaculation the partners must deposit the semen into a cup of New England clam chowder - only New England - and thereafter consume it with Irish beer.
Goodness fucking gracious do you smell that good-ass clam chowder? A couple must've gave each other a Boston Creampie!
by Lá Big Cheese June 20, 2017
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boston market bowling ball

When you’re in a Boston Market bathroom getting your brown eye 3 fingered by the side chick you met on Friends finder.
Did you hear Joey got a Boston Market bowling ball from some side chick he met.
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I am Boston Beast

Definition: A battle cry born from the projects of Boston, created by an underdog who beat incredible odds. This phrase embodies the unyielding determination and grit of those who face seemingly insurmountable challenges with street smarts, tenacity, and innovative thinking. It was coined by a kid from the inner city who defied expectations, becoming an actor, model, singer, dancer, designer, and entrepreneur - managing 130 employees, owning a hair salon, creating a trademark, and traveling to 32 countries. This BOSTOn beast spirit is about standing up to any person, system, or institution that believes they're superior, fighting smart and hard until the very end. It channels the never-say-die attitude of Boston's legendary sports comebacks, proving that with persistence and heart, no odds are too great to overcome.

Origin: Coined by a kid who grew up in Boston's tough project neighborhoods, faced adversity, and rose to challenge corporate giants in a David vs. Goliath trademark battle. Now shared with the world as a testament to the underdog spirit and the power of relentless determination.
Examples:

1. "When those big corporations tried to steal my trademark, I stood my ground and said, 'I am BOSTOn beast.' Against all odds, I won, proving that even a kid from the projects can take on Goliath and win."

2. "Down 28-3 in the third quarter, our team channeled that BOSTOn beast energy. We fought back point by point and clinched the championship in overtime."

3. "When my startup was on the brink of failure, I remembered the Red Sox breaking the curse in 2004. I am BOSTOn beast - we turn lost causes into historic victories."

4. "Facing a 3-0 series deficit, most teams would give up. But we're BOSTOn beasts - we dig deep, rally hard, and make the impossible possible."

5. "From being counted out in my industry to leading its innovation - that's the BOSTOn beast way. Like our sports teams, we thrive when others count us out."

6. "They said a kid from the projects couldn't become an actor, model, singer, and business owner. I said 'Watch me.' From managing 130 employees to traveling 32 countries, this BOSTOn beast proves that with grit and determination, you can achieve it all."

Remember: You don't have to live in Boston to be a BOSTOn beast. It's about having that fighter's spirit, standing up against anyone who thinks they're above others, and never giving up, no matter where you're from or what odds you face. A BOSTOn beast fights smart, fights hard, and fights all the way to the end - just like those legendary Boston comebacks on the field, court, and ice.
by Boston Beast July 21, 2024
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